PANTIE CANNONS

[EspressoDude]

Pantie cannons are fairly common at events like Burning Man.

They propel an article of clothing about 15 - 25 feet at a relatively low velocity similar to having thrown the article of clothing.

Is the act of propelling a pair of panties or other cloth in someones direction or at them from about 20 feet away considered assault?

If it hits them?

[Drawingablank]

Is the act of propelling a pair of panties or other cloth in someones direction or at them from about 20 feet away considered assault?

If it hits them?

Only if they have skid marks.

[Savannah]

Not if you . . .

Test it on yourself and own camp members first, to make sure the panty velocity is not injurious and your aim is true.

Fire only new pairs. (Gotta keep it classy).

Be emotionally ready to deal with someone assuming you really, really want her/him to put some clothes on (if you're cool with that for any multitude of reasons, including providing a mere philosophical counterpoint to Pants Cannons for Shirtcockers, please proceed).

Comply with state and federal laws re: scanty-flingin'.



(If you will have DKNY bikinis, please give me your camp address, in case I should run out.)

[MyDearFriend]

Not if you . . .

Test it on yourself and own camp members first, to make sure the panty velocity is not injurious and your aim is true.

Fire only new pairs. (Gotta keep it classy).

Be emotionally ready to deal with someone assuming you really, really want her/him to put some clothes on (if you're cool with that for any multitude of reasons, including providing a mere philosophical counterpoint to Pants Cannons for Shirtcockers, please proceed).

Comply with state and federal laws re: scanty-flingin'.



(If you will have DKNY bikinis Victoria's lace thongs, please give me your camp address, in case I should run out.)

[Ugly Dougly]

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

[Savannah]

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

[illy dilly]

I'm free on Saturday and Sundays!

[ygmir]

*scampers into line, target circle on forehead*

[mdmf007]

hmmm, didnt homer kill his neighbor with a similar cannon? a t shirt cannon... test it out first.

[graidawg]

? these are real. i am willing to risk an assault charge!

[ygmir]

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[Ugly Dougly]

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

As long as you're inside your panties when you shoot at me. That way, it'll be safe, and you know how important that is to me.

[ygmir]

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

As long as you're inside your panties when you shoot at me. That way, it'll be safe, and you know how important that is to me.

see...right here......you bait me like this!! my poor little warped mind, goes to a "oh so funny but oh so innapropriate" joke, and I feel like I'm always the one taking that road, so I step back, hoping someone else does. And, where's SImon? Sailman? Sham?.......etc........but oh no....it just floats out there, and I have to giggle alone.

[theCryptofishist]

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?

[ygmir]

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?

"meal in a minute"........ I had to

[Sail Man]

Oh, sorry about letting you hang out to dry Ygmir, I was busy setting up my double barreled bra gun, but something seems to be sticking and causing the rounds to be ejaculated prematurly.

Could be a problem with the piston, or the bore stroke. More hands on work needs to be done.

[EspressoDude]

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?

like a bun warmer or a hot dog roaster?

[Bob]

I believe the original pants cannon was driven by a couple of bungee cords. Get a quick & dirty spring constant and work out the ballistics, motherfuckers.

[MyDearFriend]

So why is this not a reality already? My panties will fit inside a ping pong ball, which should be a fairly simple launch, am I right?

[ygmir]

So why is this not a reality already? My panties will fit inside a ping pong ball, which should be a fairly simple launch, am I right?

PVC blowgun?........

[Elorrum]

I think you should yell "Hey!" or "Heads up, Nude!" first.

[Sail Man]

IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course

[Box Burner]

IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course

The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.

[Sail Man]

IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course

The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.

OMG! I remember that part, we had gone off base to see the movie in Fairfield Cali since the base theater was for shit.

[Snow]

If you're worried about it being lethal just use some less than lethal ammo

[Snow]

IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course

The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.

LOL I told my girlfriend about this part the other day before we watched the movie, then we thought I was crazy cuz it wasn't like that at all anymore. Now we just think I'm crazy for all the other reasons we think I'm crazy.

[Ugly Dougly]

That looks lethal, Snow. Them panties would do in, that's for sure.

What about a bra bomb, in order to round out the arsenal?

[Savannah]

That looks lethal, Snow. Them panties would do in, that's for sure.

What about a bra bomb, in order to round out the arsenal?

MACHINE GUN JUMBLIES.

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