Cargo Cult - Who is John Frum? He is known to us by many names, this Visitor from Elsewhere, dispenser of endless abundance and wielder of mysterious technologies: John Frum, Quetzalcoatl, Osiris, "Bob." His cargo is splendid, his generosity boundless, his motives beyond our understanding. But across the ages and around the world, the stories all agree: one day he will return, bearing great gifts. Our theme this year asks three related questions; who is John Frum, where is he really from, and where, on spaceship Earth, are we all going?
by Simon of the Playa » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:20 am
Ugly Dougly wrote:Vax wrote:Burning Man 2013: Polar Pioneers
Actually, that's quite good. Unlike most of the more amusing ideas here, its more likely to come to pass.
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by EspressoDude » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:24 am
Ugly Dougly wrote:Probably already has plenty of boobies already!
methinks the boobies are on Midway....but there is always 'glow in the dark' Kwajalein
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by H.G.Crosby » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:09 pm
2013 Official Cult Status Designation by the FBI
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by Nick Collide » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:56 pm
It's all ready got a running start:
Burning Man 2013: Potentially Fatal
Asphyxiated
Bludgeoned
Crushed
Decapitated
Electrocuted
Fell
Gashed
Hit by art car
Impaled
Jinxed
Killed
Lightning struck
Misadventure
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by theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:47 pm
Thank you for not going with Dismembered.
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by Nick Collide » Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:18 pm
I had the most trouble with J...
Jolted?....Jihad?...Jumped by Juggaloes?

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by theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:18 pm
Jugular?
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by Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:39 am
theCryptofishist wrote:Jugular?
yeah, that would be my first choice too...
its almost instinctual...
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by Nick Collide » Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:34 pm
As in: "If I'm ever attacked by clowns, I'll go for the juggler." ?

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by Turtleburp » Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:41 pm
The Theme will be my place of work... Oh the burning....
Amateur shirtcocker
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by Timezone LaFontaine » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:31 am
Looks like he was all hat and no cattle. Look how insubstantial the big feller turned out to be.

BBQ cannot be uneaten
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by Ugly Dougly » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:33 am
Was he surrounded by thousands of drunken hippies?
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
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by Simon of the Playa » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:03 am
Burning Man 2013
Love-Hate.
or the fine line between wanting to fuck someone and wanting to kill them.
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by ygmir » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:05 am
Simon of the Playa wrote:Burning Man 2013
Love-Hate.
or the fine line between wanting to fuck someone and wanting to kill them.
is that "Dahmerism" or is that more about meals.................
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by Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:08 am
it's the essence of "Passion"...
like a blood spattered wall after incredibly satisfying anger sex...
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by Simon of the Playa » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:57 pm
the opposite of love is not hate.
it's apathy.
the opposite of hate is not love
it's apathy.
rethink the equation your math is wrong.
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by cammi hudson » Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:57 pm
Now that we know the dates for Burning Man 2013 and it starts on a Monday are they going back to opening at midnight on Monday instead of what they did for this years burn and open at 6pm Sunday?
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by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:12 pm
Unknown. Probably at six the day before--I think the other way is too steep uphill to make work. However, the wild cards are the BLM and Nevada Highway Patrol.
If you plan to get there early on Monday morning you'll miss the crush of opening and still maximize your time on playa.
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by cammi hudson » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:33 pm
theCryptofishist wrote:Unknown. Probably at six the day before--I think the other way is too steep uphill to make work. However, the wild cards are the BLM and Nevada Highway Patrol.
If you plan to get there early on Monday morning you'll miss the crush of opening and still maximize your time on playa.
I actually waited less than 2 1/2 hours in line to get in and I got there about 7pm Sunday. I was dark when I got my ticket. So about 9:30 or 10 pm to get in Sunday is not bad at all.
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by Simon of the Playa » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:27 pm
even bruce wayne is downsizing...
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by cammi hudson » Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:50 pm
Simon of the Playa wrote:even bruce wayne is downsizing...
I guess you can bring that into the playa if thats your only way in. definitely not driving that around.
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by Simon of the Playa » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:22 pm
um, yeeeeeeeah.
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by H.G.Crosby » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:25 pm
count to 10...
go to your happy place...
don't say it.
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by Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:28 pm
i'll do it...

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by xhoosier » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:46 am
"biggest burn ever"
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by unjonharley » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:46 pm
xhoosier wrote:"biggest burn ever"
That was 2014
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by H.G.Crosby » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:25 am
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by Elsewise » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:05 am
"I told him what I had heard about the oceans. We talked about how powerful it could be as a theme. He promised he would plant the idea at the committee’s table."
Based on this bit from the latest blog post, I'm going to go with "Enchantment Under the Sea"
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by Simon of the Playa » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:15 am
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