The person below me

[Savannah]

I have a boss and a mother. Isn't that enough?
TPBM is plotting a playa event.

I am!

The person below me is in an excellent mood.

[illy dilly]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
Abso-fucking-lutely ecstatic

TPBM wonders what could possibly have me so damned happy on a Thursday night!

[theCryptofishist]

No. I just figure you tripped your rival at work and he broke his nose.
TPBM things it's about special jello.

[maryanimal]

Lime jello is the best, then cherry!

tpbm is a romantic sap.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I'm a curmudgeon who yells "get a room" at cute, young, straight couples doing pdas.
TPBM just puts up a screen around them.

[clocksnmirrors]

it's the only way to keep off the mosquitos!


tpbm is NOT a fan of alanis morissette

[maryanimal]

I love Alannis Morrisette! I love her angst!

tpbm is questioning the whys, whos, hows, whats and the whens.

[AZ_cali420]

I question everything.

Tpbm fist pumps to gangnam style.

[maryanimal]

WhO??

tpbm Doesn't fist bump at all.

[theCryptofishist]

True, that.
TPBM has an airtight alibi.

[Trishntek]

Yup! My mind is always elsewhere, just ask me!

TPBM has no clue

[clocksnmirrors]

huh?


tpbm likes to play clue

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, I used to enjoy it, with improvements to the form that let me track more things. But I haven't played in a long time.
TPBM had a dog as a kid.

[maryanimal]

I did. My first dog was Skippy.

tpbm likes dogs, but is a cat person.

[AZ_cali420]

I am 100% a crazy cat lady.

Tpbm has a large animal phobia.

[theCryptofishist]

I admit that hippos scare me. They trample people.
Actually, I'm talking through my hat.

TPBM is surprised that I have a hat.

[maryanimal]

Not at all. You look good in a chapeau!

tpbm thinks somethings are better left unsaid.

[Oldguy]

Yes, I have often not said,... that ...- the thing that should never be named ... -so- ... no, ... that wasn't me and ... what ?

TPBM eats the pizza toppings and gives the crust to the dog.

[theCryptofishist]

I have no dog. I've certainly eaten insipid pizza crust, however.
TPBM think that only foodies use the term "insipid" to describe edibles.

[clocksnmirrors]

that or food critics

tpbm got laid last night

[AZ_cali420]

Nope.

Tpbm owns a private gondola.

[clocksnmirrors]

if by "gondola" you mean "truck" then yes.


tpbm is hungry but can't figure out what they want to eat

[AZ_cali420]

Lets see.. I had tacos, malt, crackers, spaghetti, salad, avacado, 3 puddings...im stuffed!
TPBM has no beef.

[maryanimal]

True. I've been vegetarian since I got home from the playa, however I'm craving a big ol' steak.

tpbm says it tastes like chicken.

[theCryptofishist]

What are we talking about.
tpbm has eaten rattlesnake

[maryanimal]

Noooooo.
tpbm has read Tolstoy's The Death of Ivan Illyich.

[theCryptofishist]

No.
TPBM has read Gogol's Nose.

[clocksnmirrors]

picked? yes. read. no.


tpbm has unused talents

[OregonRed]

I like to think that I use ALL of my talents at one time or another in my life. It's just that some of them have a very limited audience (Ask the CO about that thing I can do ).

TPBM has prehensile toes.

[AZ_cali420]

My middle toe is a Lil bigger than my big toe...

Tpbm has a toejam farm.