APOKLIPTIKA 2013

[Simon of the Playa]

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Oh hells - we've devolved into Groucho Marxist Leninism. The horrors.

We need someone who can re-instill the faith of the masses in the socialist progressive way of life; to bring back that old time Neo-communistic revolutionary glory, to, as they say, Beria the hatchet...


(Ya know, any time someone invokes Komrade Jellyfish, I picture Lavrenti. I'm not sure if it's the glasses, the look of innocence, the deep planning and scheming, or what. But yeah. Looks like our old Apokistapo mugshot of Jelly, dontcha think? And, um, by the way - invoking ones close friends trying to prove a meaningless point to dish up more of this tasteless Drama Stew is an exercise in futility.)
A real family man, with killer looks...

[theCryptofishist]

There is a man who can make my heart pound like thunder with fear glory.

[Ugly Dougly]

That was a Mensch, dahlink.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Indeed, but Mensch that one could munch.

For psychotic crazy mad rapist murdering evil nutcase, likely assassin of Father Stalin, and harbringer of death, doom, and desolation to innocen... er... um... what is this? Is message?...

I shall read...

(time passes...)

... penalty of time to Kolyma, after severe torture, and...

(more time passes...)

... treason to apokliptik values, aims, goals, and way of life, not to mention defamation of mitt, of...

(still more time passes...)

... immediate recantation of all slanderous, anti-revolutionary, and capitalistic propoga...

(sets paper down gently. Looks at camera.)

As I was saying, For fine upstanding benevolent hero of Soviet Union, well beloved by all, right hand of bidding of Stalin himself, and ideal of masterful Soviet Masculinity, he would have been quite catch.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

budapest.

prague.

kabul.


2 outta 3 aint bad.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Revolutionary heartthrobs, tovarich??

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Speaking of comrades likely to send socialist girls hearts to flutter...



Is memory of happier time.

[some seeing eye]

(http://putinator.com/)
Comrade Putin (thinks he) has many female followers.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Something about man in bareskin and bearskin is rather to be considered seductive... especially to good Russian woman who has had experience in front of hearth on bearskin...

Something I am to be certain comrade Vladimir is to be well aware...

[ygmir]

Something about man in bareskin and bearskin is rather to be considered seductive... especially to good Russian woman who has had experience in front of hearth on bearskin...

Something I am to be certain comrade Vladimir is to be well aware...

guess who's me, and what type skin that is...........

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Is not just skin, but length of sword does to give away...

Plus eyes are window to soul... heh heh heh...

[ygmir]

Is not just skin, but length of sword does to give away...

Plus eyes are window to soul... heh heh heh...

*noting soul as two pissholes in a snowbank*

[theCryptofishist]

Wow.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Good catch, tovarich... Look for downloads as well... is possible to get quite good music collection of correctly aligned music from loyalist resources (as well as rousing speeches extolling the might of socialism, virtue of correct thought, and rewards of labor for the state!)

[theCryptofishist]

Ve have Red Army Chorus Sing-a-Long, Da?

[ygmir]

Ve have Red Army Chorus Sing-a-Long, Da?

[Candybox]

Young Stalin was a fox who had fantastic hair.

[Savannah]

You really can't argue with that hair.

Perhaps that was part of the problem.

IT WAS THE HAIR ALL ALONG.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, it's amazing he was able to get that kind of styling done when he was in Siberian exile...

[JStep]

For what it's worth, I didn't read Sue's post as claiming credit for other peoples' work as much as saying that people who have left Apokiliptika have gone on to be involved in other awesome things.

I think that's obvious. Looks to me like the whole thing is clouded by bad blood and past grievances.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Hey... haven't heard any more from that crew; hopefully that means they're putting their energy in *their* camp, rather than wasting it creating drama here! Anyway, let's move on to positive things, eh? The clock is running, and 2013 ain't getting any further away...

[Elorrum]

Yeah, it's amazing he was able to get that kind of styling done when he was in Siberian exile...

[unjonharley]

Hey... haven't heard any more from that crew; hopefully that means they're putting their energy in *their* camp, rather than wasting it creating drama here! Anyway, let's move on to positive things, eh? The clock is running, and 2013 ain't getting any further away...

+1

[burner von braun]

Yeah, it's amazing he was able to get that kind of styling done when he was in Siberian exile...

"Well ain't this place a geographical oddity,.. two weeks from everywhere"

[theCryptofishist]

A miracle! A decompression miracle! I have found my Baby Lenin pins! Somehow, they traveled from the deserts of the Black Rock Playa and manifested themselves here in time for tomorrow's San Francisco Meet 'n' Greet! The ways of Marxism/Leninism are mysterious and mighty!

[some seeing eye]

We shouldn't neglect the last great Leninist Kim Jong Il. This website is filled with inspirational gems - http://paulboylan.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/in-memoriam-kim-jong-il/

[theCryptofishist]

Perhaps the definitive Kim Jong Il site...

[Drawingablank]

A miracle! A decompression miracle! I have found my Baby Lenin pins! Somehow, they traveled from the deserts of the Black Rock Playa and manifested themselves here in time for tomorrow's San Francisco Meet 'n' Greet! The ways of Marxism/Leninism are mysterious and mighty!

Glad to hear they turned up.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

We shouldn't neglect the last great Leninist Kim Jong Il. This website is filled with inspirational gems - http://paulboylan.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/in-memoriam-kim-jong-il/

Where Comrade Stalin would squeeze every last drop out of loyal soviets to build the world superpower he did, Comrade Kim had rare and precious gift of squeezing the Juche INTO people.