Time for a Happy Thread

[maryanimal]

Well poop! I can't move in this weekend but HEY! I'm still moving! Mid month. Yay!

[Dr. Pyro]

Well, I got the results back. Just a small few of you knew that I had a biopsy done recently. They found a nodule on my thyroid and with the calcification of said nodule, they were afraid it was very serious, as in cancerous. Turns out the results came back and it's benign! So I can quit being Mr. Nice Guy and go back to being the insufferable jackass you all have come to know and loathe, uh, I mean love.

[wh..sh]

Well, I got the results back. Just a small few of you knew that I had a biopsy done recently. They found a nodule on my thyroid and with the calcification of said nodule, they were afraid it was very serious, as in cancerous. Turns out the results came back and it's benign! So I can quit being Mr. Nice Guy and go back to being the insufferable jackass you all have come to know and loathe, uh, I mean love.

And you, thus, restored my faith in humanity!!!

[Savannah]

Aww, Doc Pyro!!! I'm SO HAPPY for you.

Holy @%#$.

[ygmir]

SFH!! Doc............

[burner von braun]

..and may you have many, many more years of behaving like an insufferable jackass Doc!!

*does a happy dance on all four feet!*

[AntiM]

Huzzah!

[graidawg]

so the mayor position isn't going to be open for a while then

[theCryptofishist]

Just remember, this mayoral position has not gold coach attached.

[Savannah]

Aww . . .

This made me happy today.

24 Grooms Blown Away By Their Beautiful Brides

[wh..sh]

My family welcomed my baby nephew today!

[Savannah]

Congratulations!

[wh..sh]

Thanks It will be a while before I get to see the baby though...

[Savannah]

Aw. (How long do you have to wait?)

For me, babies aren't even fun to hold until they're a month old anyway . . . 'cause then you're like: Oh, my god, this baby is literally the size of a 10-lb bag of sugar.

[wh..sh]

Like atleast 3 months I don't have enough vacation to go home right away.
yeah... usually babies that young are sleeping all the time anyways... but I just miss sharing that moment with my family more than anything else.

[ygmir]

*closes inappropriate joke book*

congrats Whoosh!!

[maryanimal]

13 more days until I move!! YAY!

[Box Burner]

so the mayor position isn't going to be open for a while then

Just remember, this mayoral position has not gold coach attached.

The coach may not be gold but it does have a back door.

[littleflower]

"The little Morning Glory who could"

Late last May, well after the first frost, as instructed (i ALWAYS do as i'm told) i planted a whole bunch of morning glory seeds. They sprouted quickly, and started to grow happily, but ...... i had a terrible time getting them to grow on the supports i had provided, and i was too lazy to tie 'em up. because they stayed low to the ground, they didn't get sufficient sun. Also, the sprinklers weren't working. And speaking encouraging words didn't seem to help much, for some odd reason. But finally, in late August or so, i DID manage to tie them up and get those sprinklers working, and guess what ,,,,, they started growing like mad!!!!! so i got all excited, as they grew and grew, and started making flower buds, and everything .... and then that accursed weather report predicting frost appeared. it became a race ...... and this morning, after looking at my dahlias and tomatoes drooping from the partial freeze last night, i went over to the morning glories, and this is what i found:

[maryanimal]

They're absolutely lovely littleflower!

[ygmir]

I love morning glory's..........the blue especially. well done!!

[theCryptofishist]

[littleflower]

why, thank you maryanimal! and guess what .... it's still there this morning!

[unjonharley]

I love morning glory's..........the blue especially. well done!!

They are god damn weeds.. I kill the hell out of them with white vinegar.

And, that makes me dance on happy feet..

[ygmir]

I love morning glory's..........the blue especially. well done!!

They are god damn weeds.. I kill the hell out of them with white vinegar.

And, that makes me dance on happy feet..

do you smoke pot, UJH? eat artichokes?........well, they were all weeds at one time, no?

[littleflower]

I love morning glory's..........the blue especially. well done!!

They are god damn weeds.. I kill the hell out of them with white vinegar.

And, that makes me dance on happy feet..

them's fightin' words, unjon ..... mess with my flowers, and i'll mess with your harley

[maryanimal]

why, thank you maryanimal! and guess what .... it's still there this morning!

Ah, the final joys of summer! I hope they last a long time!!

[piehole]

Got transferred/promoted to the Events department as the Events Captain.
From there, I will be training to become the new Maitre D' of Events to take over for my best friend and roommate who was just promoted to GM of the steakhouse on property. 3 months from now I'll get one pay increase and then in 3 more I'll get another.

First "real" job for me and I am very excited to gain some more knowledge in the industry. I've already held so many different positions, worn so many different hats that I already feel as if I could jump right into the GM spot of the entire resort!

But that will come in time, for now I will continue to polish my hospitality skills and start looking at suits!

Time to get classy, y'all.

Cheers.

[Savannah]

Congratulations, Piehole!

[lucky420]

Congrats mr.piehole!