I probably would have if I'd had it when I was young. Now, I'm pretty sure it's made from some disgusting part of an animal and that it was a food of the poor. Wait, I don't object to eating like the poor, per se. I'm after something that becomes "natural" because you're around it all your life, but the upper classes don't eat because they can get better and I'm only digging myself deeper and deeper into this hole.
TPBM thinks, well, at least Fishy's post had some dramatic tension.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.