What's my conspiracy?

[Sail Man]

The bankers are out to destroy the world as we know it and create a new world order.

[H.G.Crosby]

The bankers are out to destroy the world as we know it and create a new world order.

oh sure, blame the Jews....

Next thing your gonna tell me is that The Pope was a Nazi.

[ygmir]

we all now know, the Japanese at Fukashima, were playing the DARPA HAARP.

[gyre]

They are trying to add a "high capacity" magazine ban to a cyber security bill.

This is orchestrated by gun manufacturers and dealers.

The last time they had a ban, they sold enough "high capacity" magazines to reach Mars and back, before the ban went into place.
No one really gave a damn about them before the ban.
Then everyone switched to large calibre guns in places where they couldn't use the grandfathered magazines (california).
I would too.

I called beretta at one point about a part, and they had shut down everything to make magazines 24 hours a day until the ban started.
We will never run out, thanks to the "ban".

Fyi, my ultra compact, ultra light 9mm standard magazine is considered a 'high capacity" magazine.
It is very short.

Hard to not laugh.

The "assault rifle" ban made the modern pattern single fire rifle ie "assault rifle", the hunting weapon of choice and dominant in the usa.
The manufacturers made a bit of cash off that one, as the "assault rifle" ban never ended for foreign made rifles and shotguns.
It actually was made stricter.

[Mrpatatomoto]

This is my conspiracy...



They market it as a fan....yeah RIGHT!

Those "fans" are proof of Alien Intelligence

[Lonesomebri]

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[Roberto Dobbisano]

[gyre]

http://www.insidepro.com/

[Bob]

http://www.suntimes.com/news/roeper/14127651-452/as-conspiracy-theorists-see-it-that-orange-haired-man-in-court-is-a-james-holmes-imposter.html

http://planet.infowars.com/politics/batman-gun-grab-the-port-arthur-massacre-parallels

[Lonesomebri]

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[Ugly Dougly]

[Ugly Dougly]

[gyre]

In March 1998, a Robert Smigel animated short film, "Conspiracy Theory Rock", aired on snl.

The short is a scathing political sketch accusing corporations including Disney, FOX, and then-owners of NBC General Electric, of developing a media monopoly to manipulate public perception, and conceal questionable actions.

The clip aired only once as part of the original SNL episode and was removed from syndicated repeats with Michaels explaining that it "wasn't funny".



ABC aired more involved theories of this in Max Headroom much earlier.

The predictions about media and corporations have come true.

[Simon of the Playa]

[Ugly Dougly]

[Sail Man]

Obama cancels elections, declares martial law.

News at 11:00 pm. till then, enjoy a Family Guy marathon.

[gyre]

MTV will return in a moment with the lowdown on how the apocalypse will affect the summer touring schedules.

[Sail Man]

The bankers are out to destroy the world as we know it and create a new world order.

oh sure, blame the Jews....

Next thing your gonna tell me is that The Pope was a Nazi.

Nope, a Mason. Way creepier.

[FIGJAM]

The pope was a Manson?

That IS creepy!

[Sail Man]

The pope was a Manson?

That IS creepy!

No shit! See for yourself!

[FIGJAM]

Get through TSA without backscatter or being touched!

http://noblasters.com/post/1650102322/my-tsa-encounter

[gyre]

Excellent.

Similar to my complaints about being checked for doing nothing suspicious in my neighborhood.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

i can't go into details, but it involves a secret cabal bent on world domination.


they will stop at nothing.


they're watching. they know i know they know i know.


it's almost too late, the wolves are at the door.


better hope the house is made from bricks.


it's the bacon they're after.

[ygmir]

now WTF?

[graidawg]

Get through TSA without backscatter or being touched!

http://noblasters.com/post/1650102322/my-tsa-encounter

thats interesting, simply by being patient and knowing his rights he "won" cool.

[Ugly Dougly]

They. . . brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things, which they exchanged for the glass beads and hawks’ bells. They willingly traded everything they owned. . . They were well-built, with good bodies and handsome features. . . . They do not bear arms, and do not know them, for I showed them a sword, they took it by the edge and cut themselves out of ignorance. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane. . . They would make fine servants. . . . With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.

~the log of Christopher Columbus

[Ugly Dougly]

“Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has ‘closed,’ the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. AND I AM CAESAR.”

~Julius Caesar

[Ugly Dougly]

Pastor Niemoller spoke for the thousands and thousands of men like me when he spoke (too modestly of himself) and said that, when the Nazis attacked the Communists, he was a little uneasy, but, after all, he was not a Communist, and so he did nothing: and then they attacked the Socialists, and he was a little uneasier, but, still, he was not a Socialist, and he did nothing; and then the schools, the press, the Jews, and so on, and he was always uneasier, but still he did nothing. And then they attacked the Bacon, and he was a Burner, and he did something - but then it was too late.

[ygmir]

Pastor Niemoller spoke for the thousands and thousands of men like me when he spoke (too modestly of himself) and said that, when the Nazis attacked the Communists, he was a little uneasy, but, after all, he was not a Communist, and so he did nothing: and then they attacked the Socialists, and he was a little uneasier, but, still, he was not a Socialist, and he did nothing; and then the schools, the press, the Jews, and so on, and he was always uneasier, but still he did nothing. And then they attacked the Bacon, and he was a Burner, and he did something - but then it was too late.

I heart Dougly

[Ugly Dougly]

Back atcha bro.
(It was just getting too bloody serious.)