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And well, dessert... I know every culture has its sweet treats, but
but nothing--those weird custard tarts are so scary that I don't need mystery lines to give them a wide berth!
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.