Top Asshats of 2012

[Lonesomebri]

my friend Kelly had an amazing idea for asshattery.
dressing up as a raccoon and going through peoples shit at their camps

Yeah, okay, this idea might work out a bit better than Camp Threat's preliminary plans to introduce live racoons into the city for laughs.

[Savannah]

sorry but the pack of raccoons has already been done

If you weren't here to tell us that, we could have done it for fresh eyes, and delighted many.

[BBadger]

We had asshat racoons last year after the burn during our decompression in Tahoe. They ripped open the bags of garbage we had outside on the trailer looking for food, and then peed all over them.

Damn varmints!

[Snow]

I'm sure if it was done again 99% would fall upon fresh eyes and delight would be had by both the coons and the victoms

[wh..sh]

sorry but the pack of raccoons has already been done

If you weren't here to tell us that, we could have done it for fresh LED eyes, and delighted many.

[Nipple]

I think the Ass Hat award should be a previously-agreed-upon color of paintball...

Just remember... paintball markers are not allowed in the city.

[piehole]

OOooh I figured out how I was an Asshat this year!
I signed up to participate in the Journey Home project and didn't even look up the time or place where we were all supposed to meet.
FUCK YEAH, ASSHATTINESS

[Snow]

I think the Ass Hat award should be a previously-agreed-upon color of paintball...

Just remember... paintball markers are not allowed in the city.

BUT slingshots and other projectile movers are

[Snow]

oops click links BEFORE posting

[piehole]

oops click links BEFORE posting

Yeah, Asshat.

[Nipple]

(Please don't ever take my advice. Instead please ask them nicely to chew and eat the paint ball. If they balk just get all Temple Shushy and be all "SHHHHHHHHHHH, PLEASE EAT THE PAINT BALL, I LOVE YOU" until they relent. It's ok. They're food-grade. Be sure to get a food permit. Also wash your hands.)

[maryanimal]

OOooh I figured out how I was an Asshat this year!
I signed up to participate in the Journey Home project and didn't even look up the time or place where we were all supposed to meet.
FUCK YEAH, ASSHATTINESS

Gee piehole, that's all good, but still not asshatty enough, but you're getting close!! Maybe you're too nice to be an asshat!

[piehole]

I guess I shouldn't fight it. *sigh*

[maladroit]

Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt....

[scott_k]

Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt....

word. *hands maladroit an ice cold Anchor Steam*.

I've added "tennis balls for neighbors' rebar" to my 2013 list.

[Candybox]

[tummler]

Ah, I see this has returned to its previously scheduled programming--back to the Top Asshat thread and no longer the Top Drama Magnet thread.

[SaritaSyrah]

Ah, I see this has returned to its previously scheduled programming--back to the Top Asshat thread and no longer the Top Drama Magnet thread.

It will be back. Go get some popcorn.

[AntiM]

Nah, going to be pure Asshats R Us.

[Savannah]

my friend Kelly had an amazing idea for asshattery.
dressing up as a raccoon and going through peoples shit at their camps

I must do this.

But it's gotta be a really big, fluffy raccoon suit with LED eyes, so as to at least get a laugh before being soundly beaten.

sorry but the pack of raccoons has already been done

If you weren't here to tell us that, we could have done it for fresh eyes, and delighted many.

I'm sure if it was done again 99% would fall upon fresh eyes and delight would be had by both the coons and the victoms

EXACTLY. Doesn't matter if something has been done! It's almost kinda sweet if humans the world over find the same things timelessly funny. We can't get hung up on precedence . . . (and if you have tips, share!)

[wh..sh]

(and if you have tips, share!)

I want to do "big foot".

[ygmir]

(and if you have tips, share!)

I want to do "big foot".

*takes photo of size 14 shoe on my foot*

[wh..sh]

(and if you have tips, share!)

I want to do be "big foot".

*takes photo of size 14 shoe on my foot*

[devilgrrl]

This douche http://eplaya.burningman.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=23598

Well, that's not very nice.

What's got your dander up? I'm a "top asshat" because I disagreed with a member of Gate being called a "stupid bitch" and defended her?

<shakes head>

Ah....the entitled, fragile burner rears it's ugly stereotype.

I didn't call anyone a bitch. I called you a douche. And thank you for proving your douchiness by falsely accusing me of calling someone a bitch. Douche.

[Savannah]

Knock it off, both of you.

No more name-calling.

Thanks!

[Bounce530]

I didn't call anyone a bitch. I called you a douche. And thank you for proving your douchiness by falsely accusing me of calling someone a bitch. Douche.

With all respect to Savannah, and not trying to stir this pot, but I nominate this post for the 2013 version of the "match the quote to the eplaya'n" meet-n-greet game.

[Savannah]

It is kinda funny. No argument.

They've each hopefully had their say now. Or can take it to message. I just don't want to have to start editing epithets out. I hate that. So boring. So fun-deadening. And look at how hard it would have been to keep the post! So, to hell with it, this time.

[illy dilly]

Send them both to time out...............OR..................

[MacGlenver]

sorry but the pack of raccoons has already been done

Pics?? I'm equally interested in doing this

[TomServo]

Russian Roulette..



..choose your weapon.