Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Tolerance

[knowmad]

Hello Barbarians!
I would like it to be known that I will be camping in BDV. Looking forward to meeting all you wonderful people.
See you in the dust!

[redvixen]

Twist and I are excited to be part of BDCWB this year and to help set up the camp on Saturday. We will be there to help cook the bacon and serve up the bloodies for the Pancake Pork-out. Looking forward meeting all the fabulous peeps I don't already know. We will be on the access road just off 4:00 with the cute little Try-Me the Triceratops art car.

Red

[Kevinochi]

Twist and I are excited to be part of BDCWB this year and to help set up the camp on Saturday. We will be there to help cook the bacon and serve up the bloodies for the Pancake Pork-out. Looking forward meeting all the fabulous peeps I don't already know. We will be on the access road just off 4:00 with the cute little Try-Me the Triceratops art car.

Red

Hye Twist and Red! Throw in a greetershift and a hangover or two (or three) and it looks like we have the same schedule on the Playa ^_^

Saturday can't come soon enough!

*dusty dance*

[International Incident]

Hello Barbarians!
I would like it to be known that I will be camping in BDV. Looking forward to meeting all you wonderful people.
See you in the dust!

Yippee!

[AntiM]

Woohoo!

[VultureChow]

Made my chili for the chili cookoff this weekend and froze it. 5 pounds of bottom round hand cut into cubes. No ground meat in my chili.

[AntiM]

Still waffling over my green chili chicken chili. Mostly I don't want to haul the crockpot.

[lucky420]

Yay knowmad!! YAY

[SquirrelHead]

I need to start putting things into bags. I have piles all over the house for various things. It's a last minute push to get some projects done before Saturday. They always seem to take 5 times as long as I plan for them too.

[VultureChow]

Still waffling over my green chili chicken chili. Mostly I don't want to haul the crockpot.

I'm heating mine on my propane grill. And buying a cheap pot in Reno.

[AntiM]

Hmm. Maybe.

[Dr. Pyro]

OK gang, last update because the RVs packed, Blowphish has the ribs cooked, the lasagnas and pizzas are here, lumpia is on dry ice, and I'm ready to party! The "Hay You Get Onna Our Cloud" art car is having a few logistical problems, but should be out there on Sunday. Kara has already hauled away the infrastructure and it may already be on the playa. Kim is to pick up the flatbed tonight, fill the water barrels with, well, water and be on playa late Saturday. I understand the best place for Indian tacos is Oasis 29, about 15 minutes beyond Nixon (keep an eye out for mile post 28 on 447 and begin to decelarate). We expect to be there around 12:30 tomorrow afternoon.

I want to say how proud I am of each and everyone who is a Barbiebarian, both past and present, and all you do to contribute to a wonderful experience on the playa. There is a reason we are considered the best camp--dare I say Village?--at Burning Man, even though somebody recently referred to us as "...the most Republican camp at Burning Man..." Personally I took it as a compliment, but I digress. (I would have rather been called the most Libertarian camp at Burning Man.) Yes we are the lap of luxury. Dues are damn near nil, plenty of shade, sofas, foosball table, piano, body painting, absinthe, wine, otter pops, burn barrel, trash bin, and on the list goes. Is there any wonder why so many people want to be us?

See you on the Fizzball diamond tomorrow!

Doc Pyro, Mayor of Barbie Death Village

[Tengerguy]

>>(I would have rather been called the most Libertarian camp at Burning Man.)<<

THANKS for the laugh! Ditto for me! Live Free!

I'll be by with a gift for you from the campaign HQ!

Tengerguy

[knowmad]

thanks for all the love BDV.

[International Incident]

Fellow barbarians,
I lost my hat in camp. It is a faded green cap, with a red star on front and "rage against the machine" printed on the side of it.

If one of you should find it can you please let me know.

I loved that hat. I really loved it.

[Turtleburp]

Seriously people this is not funny - this is Mel when she realised she had lost that hat

Sorry Mel you know we love you

[graidawg]

Best DAMN village on the playa. so happy to be a part of it I cannot imagine anywhere else i would rather be. when i get married Doc and foxfur will perform the ceremonies.

[knowmad]

Best DAMN village on the playa. so happy to be a part of it I cannot imagine anywhere else i would rather be. when i get married Doc and foxfur will perform the ceremonies.

Dibs on being a Brides maid!

[graidawg]

well you might be the bride

[tattoogoddess]

zing!! plus grai and of course you knowmad, you have to come to our more planned out ,realish wedding next year. fuck let's just make it a double!

[knowmad]

well you might be the bride

Grai I'm a high maintenance trophy wife and a redneck husband all rolled into one.
Tat sounds good.

[graidawg]

well you might be the bride

Grai I'm a high maintenance trophy wife and a redneck husband all rolled into one.
Tat sounds good.

sparklebunny and hunter. sweet

besides if i do marry you i could easily join your tribe. plus green card.

[knowmad]

well you might be the bride

Grai I'm a high maintenance trophy wife and a redneck husband all rolled into one.
Tat sounds good.

sparklebunny and hunter. sweet

besides if i do marry you i could easily join your tribe. plus green card.

Now to discuss the Dowery and Prenups.
I'm guessing I'd get EU citizenship. and you fund 1/2 of my Brest Work. and while we are at the topic of my Ta-tas; You may look at my boobs, But you may not touch yourself while doing that. I would also like my body weight in Bacon. 165 American Lbs donno how many Stones that works out to but the Bacon Must be measured in Troy weight. You must convert this, no google. if you fail I will See it as a clear sign you have no ability to provide for me. and you do not want that.
We will consummate our nuptials by surrogate Fuckers. I nominate FoxFur as my Surrogate unless he is officiating, in that case the surrogate of my choice will be the Most inebriated person found in BDC&WB. So if that happens to be you than You will have to Go Fuck yourself. (sorry for the Gross pun.) And if it Happens to be me Well then you will still have to go Fuck your self. I believe the best Choices will become clear as we approach the Blessed date. just think of the Bribery and manipulation we can achieve. Think of our friends we could hook up... what they would pay or not pay....

[graidawg]

better than eu british citizenship, though britain only calls marriage civil partnership but i am sure its good for a passport
the bacon would be bought in america so i would only have to convert it back. thats not a problem is it?
as for the boobie stuff, half sounds reasonable if can touch myself when i think of them as long as i'm not looking at the time.

I guess i will have to find a surrogate fucker, on the playa i would like doc to officiate but for foxfur to do it in real life (so we get 2 surrogate fucks) doc keeps the ceremony short and sweet (about 30 seconds) so as not to waste valuable drinking and fooling around time. if foxfur has a license in nevada i guess he could do it, then be your surrogate (i like that idea) the hookups and bribery could be fun too. kind of play and play camping

[knowmad]

http://www.howmanygoats.com/
not that you could expect goats from me I just wanna know your goat rate.

[graidawg]

http://www.howmanygoats.com/
not that you could expect goats from me I just wanna know your goat rate.

sweet i am worth 9 goats!

you are obviously worth at least 1 boob

[Fufa]

Damn, now I want fancy barbie jewellery. Of course these ones cost an arm and a leg (haha....bad joke).

[Savannah]

Now to discuss the Dowery and Prenups.
I'm guessing I'd get EU citizenship. and you fund 1/2 of my Brest Work. and while we are at the topic of my Ta-tas; You may look at my boobs, But you may not touch yourself while doing that. I would also like my body weight in Bacon. 165 American Lbs donno how many Stones that works out to but the Bacon Must be measured in Troy weight. You must convert this, no google. if you fail I will See it as a clear sign you have no ability to provide for me. and you do not want that.
We will consummate our nuptials by surrogate Fuckers. I nominate FoxFur as my Surrogate unless he is officiating, in that case the surrogate of my choice will be the Most inebriated person found in BDC&WB. So if that happens to be you than You will have to Go Fuck yourself. (sorry for the Gross pun.) And if it Happens to be me Well then you will still have to go Fuck your self. I believe the best Choices will become clear as we approach the Blessed date. just think of the Bribery and manipulation we can achieve. Think of our friends we could hook up... what they would pay or not pay....

*cries laughing*

[wh..sh]

Now to discuss the Dowery and Prenups.
I'm guessing I'd get EU citizenship. and you fund 1/2 of my Brest Work. and while we are at the topic of my Ta-tas; You may look at my boobs, But you may not touch yourself while doing that. I would also like my body weight in Bacon. 165 American Lbs donno how many Stones that works out to but the Bacon Must be measured in Troy weight. You must convert this, no google. if you fail I will See it as a clear sign you have no ability to provide for me. and you do not want that.
We will consummate our nuptials by surrogate Fuckers. I nominate FoxFur as my Surrogate unless he is officiating, in that case the surrogate of my choice will be the Most inebriated person found in BDC&WB. So if that happens to be you than You will have to Go Fuck yourself. (sorry for the Gross pun.) And if it Happens to be me Well then you will still have to go Fuck your self. I believe the best Choices will become clear as we approach the Blessed date. just think of the Bribery and manipulation we can achieve. Think of our friends we could hook up... what they would pay or not pay....

better than eu british citizenship, though britain only calls marriage civil partnership but i am sure its good for a passport
the bacon would be bought in america so i would only have to convert it back. thats not a problem is it?
as for the boobie stuff, half sounds reasonable if can touch myself when i think of them as long as i'm not looking at the time.

I guess i will have to find a surrogate fucker, on the playa i would like doc to officiate but for foxfur to do it in real life (so we get 2 surrogate fucks) doc keeps the ceremony short and sweet (about 30 seconds) so as not to waste valuable drinking and fooling around time. if foxfur has a license in nevada i guess he could do it, then be your surrogate (i like that idea) the hookups and bribery could be fun too. kind of play and play camping

I am glad you both have it down to a science

[ygmir]

don't forget, I'm a minister as well and can legally marry folks.
and my weight in bacon, well............
not to mention I can keep the ceremony short and funny!!
and I'd look dang good in a Pope robe!!!

just sayin............