2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

[clocksnmirrors]

you know you need to

[clocksnmirrors]

i hooked up with a dude who told me to never tell anyone. and i totally told.

so yeah

[clocksnmirrors]

oh yea. and i also saw moop that i walked right by and didn't pick up.

i hated the moopers, but i hated myself for not doing anything.

and i also mooped some on 447 when my rmax panel on top of my truck vaporized in the wind.

and what else....

yeah i was naked and i sat on a cushion in center camp. but i totally clenched and sat to the side so the hole was nowhere near the cushion... but still


yea i think i'm good now.

no wait.


when i got to my hotel the first night after the burn i stood in the mirror for 20 minutes taking photos of myself because walking around for 7 days eating nothing but beef jerky had made me more lean, bronzed and sexy than i've ever been in my life.

ok NOW i'm good

[This Woman]

I drove 35 mph into Black Rock City. Well, I wasn't driving, and I'm not sure exact speed, but it was fast, and I was down for it. I also passed some moop by.

Oh, I'll confess a regret. He offered me molly, and I declined (Molly being wholly beside the point, as I'm sure you'll understand).

[Lonesomebri]

I drank too much.....
.....and sometimes I didn't drink enough.

....and I was totally checking out the crying topless woman out at the temple.....reverently though.

[knowmad]

there was this whole episode; tuesday to thursday, never came home. sorry campmates.

[danibel]

I ate two pieces of bacon. The first was willing the second was forced with a fried egg. I haven't had bacon for probably 5 years. It was goooood.

[SaritaSyrah]

there was this whole episode; tuesday to thursday, never came home. sorry campmates.

We missed you, and were so glad when you came home.

[Elorrum]

I slept most of the time.

[Nipple]

....and I was totally checking out the crying topless woman out at the temple.....reverently though.

His god is a standing god.

[clocksnmirrors]

I drove 35 mph into Black Rock City. Well, I wasn't driving, and I'm not sure exact speed, but it was fast, and I was down for it.

driving 5 mph was excrutiating. with no traffic it took me 40 minutes from camp to the main road

[knowmad]

there was this whole episode; tuesday to thursday, never came home. sorry campmates.

We missed you, and were so glad when you came home.

then I realized that "home" was a nexus of some of the coolest burners, and just waited for the next one to walk in. one could either go on tour, or sit and watch the parade.

[vargaso]

I drank too much.....
.....and sometimes I didn't drink enough.

....and I was totally checking out the crying topless woman out at the temple.....reverently though.

Ha! I know, it's so damn conflicting sometimes.

[vargaso]

I drove 35 mph into Black Rock City. Well, I wasn't driving, and I'm not sure exact speed, but it was fast, and I was down for it.

driving 5 mph was excrutiating. with no traffic it took me 40 minutes from camp to the main road

Oh, you poor, poor thing. Ha, I kid. However, 40 minutes is pretty much as fast as possible from BRC to 447. I've spent 5 hours. Others even more.

[RedHeaven]

I dissed my playa boyfriend from last year
I just wasnt feelin' his vibe, as nice as he is.
Bad thing is, I was very wishy washy with him.
SORRY

I also let an aluminum windshield shade blow away from the back of my truck. I hope someone enjoyed that moop for themselves. woops.

[clocksnmirrors]

I dissed my playa boyfriend from last year
I just wasnt feelin' his vibe, as nice as he is.
Bad thing is, I was very wishy washy with him.
SORRY

i don't know... i can't imagine there's any way to handle that which wouldn't be awkward at the very least

[RedHeaven]

Its such a whirlwind out there, that its way less awkward than if it happened in real life.....Flighty is kind of the norm out in BRC. Its just very rare that I am on this side of the coin, usually its me wondering what the heck is up.

I just shoulda told him, but I thought I might get cold later in the week and need his company. I tried but when yer not feelin it, yer not feelin it! Im so rarely a lead on, but I was this round.

[clocksnmirrors]

like you said, when yer not feelin' it.....

the first guy that hit on me was cute, but i wasn't in that receptive place, so i took a pass


no regrets. ended up hooking up with someone who i was much more in synch with

[oneeyeddick]

I saw some things this year that completely ruined my foot fetish.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm available, dick.

[Good Sarah]

A fellow from a neighboring camp and I had a mini connection for the first 2 days, but my feelings quickly disintegrated as soon as he started talking about spending the week together. Once the event actually started and I barely saw him after Monday although he came looking a few times. Sometimes it's just over before it begins....

Also I got reallly frustrated at some of the dynamics of my camp, and let it get to me a few times.

Really hated freebird and was secretly glad when they shut it off mid song.....just sayin...

[happydragon]

Not being able to get home this year due to work and a new baby, I pulled out a bottle of stored playa dust from my virgin year to smell/sprinkle around, and in addition to sitting at home and watching the man and temple burn whilst drinking heavily, throughout the week I used lots of government resources to stream the burn while I should have been working.....

[clocksnmirrors]

Really hated freebird and was secretly glad when they shut it off mid song.....just sayin...

lulz

... I pulled out a bottle of stored playa dust from my virgin year to smell/sprinkle around

i should have brought some of that magic powder back with me. next time definitely

[Ugly Dougly]

I went missing this year, no where to be found. I do prey that next year will be different.

[graidawg]

I did nothin' ok? so i have nothin to confess.

[stinkyfoot]

I think I gave our neighbors the spicy pickles. I tried another batch and I thought they were really spicy, so that probably means they're way too hot for normal humans who don't use siracha like ketchup. I feel guilty.

Another thing: the reason that I volunteered this year was partially to get myself a little space so I could flirt with other dudes. My partner is glorious and sexy and I would never look for anyone elses' companionship, but he, being a dude, never had to give up flirting with the opposite sex while in public with his partner. The fucking privations of hetero relationships.

[clocksnmirrors]

The fucking privations of hetero relationships.

never too late to go gay

[Snow]

I saw some things this year that completely ruined my foot fetish.

I'm available, dick.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
::wipes vodka drink from screen::

[Savannah]