List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

[Ugly Dougly]

It's going to be cooler than anyone deserves.

Therefore the event, this year, will be canceled.

[JStep]

They moved the ATMs again:

http://www.reddit.com/r/BurningMan/comments/xe0id/update_the_center_camp_atms_will_be_relocated_to/

[wh..sh]

It's going to be cooler than anyone deserves.

Therefore the event, this year, will be canceled.

UD, you should meet me sometime *snickers*

[stew]

There will be exactly 1 (one) portapotty.

[theCryptofishist]

There's no commerce!

[theCryptofishist]

Five gallon shower bags only good for 3 gallons!

[stew]

There is only brown acid.

[Trishntek]

no Purple Haze? Ohhhhh man! It is gonna be shitty burn!
I've been told by a reliable source that the BLM will use tire spikes for darkwads on bicycles.

[Lonesomebri]

I won't be handing out any Sunny D.

[organizedchaos]

We're going to see condition alpha from the great white out of 2002.

No really.

[Sail Man]

I won't be there.

[ZaphodBurner]

It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.

Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.

Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.

El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.

Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.

Actually, it IS your fault.

[alex_]

It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.

Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.

Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.

El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.

Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.

Actually, it IS your fault.

you can get them even cheaper on ebay

[CapSmashy]

Shirtcockers will organize into gangs and move from camp to camp putting their shit covered asses all over people's stuff.

[Homiesinheaven]

-in order to pay for lawyering up, Pershing County will hand out as many citations as humanly possible. bring a couple of extra bucks for bail and eat your drugs before arrival.

[stew]

It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.

Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.

Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.

El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.

Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.

Actually, it IS your fault.

you can get them even cheaper on ebay

The LED lights or the blowjobs?

[Simon of the Playa]

They started letting iowans in.

[Isotopia]

i heard from a reliable source in the inner circle that BMORG

= FAIL already.

Take two steps back from your sixth grade mentality and come up with something a little more original than blathering rumors.

Why? Because you're already too boring for most of us readers.

BTW, are you a hippie?

[Bob]

Somebody's off their reading comprehension meds.