Not Gerlach. Gerlach doesn't really want to have random burners hanging out for gawd-knows-how-long waiting to be picked. And I don't think the Gerlach office wants people hanging out there. Reno, and Wadsworth, might work out better.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.