I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

[graidawg]

what is this bacon you talk of?

[maryanimal]

Does anyone have a great recipe for bacon. I can't seem to find any.

[Bob]

How big a generator do I need so people notice my hexayurt?

[lemur]

how big of a monkey hut do i need to build to cover my hexayurt ?

[theCryptofishist]

Will my hexayurt survive if I do suspension bondage inside?

[Shambala]

Last year I couldn't find the booth selling deep fried corn dogs. Does anyone know if it will be there this year on the midway?

[Bob]

Is this okay for a shelter, or does it need a bigger spoiler?

[Triken]

about the spoiler, Bob...
that depends...


do you intend to share the helium?

[some seeing eye]

I am a first year virgin burner flying into [pick your city]. I have rented an RV and I am looking for awesome nubile and hot burners to share my RV. Cool people only. NO exceptions!

It's a 16 footer that comfortably sleeps 128 people! It has everything: a refrigerator, unlimited power for anything you need, shower, bathroom, kitchen, fully stocked, plenty of chill space and we are planning to visit the Walmart to pick up everything you need! Live the dust free life of luxury on the playa!!

We are placed in the coolest camp ever at [6:30 and B, on the Esplanade, at the hottest large sound camp...] We are taking responsibility for this project, so you are on your own for shade, seating, and anything else we don't include. Sorry we are already spending all we have to make your playa experience the bestest ever!

One more thing, we are 16 and the RV company won't rent to people under 25, so we need some drivers with full coverage liability insurance. But you have to be hot and uninhibited, and free. You have to be insured against anything that happens to our RV full of 128 people, because we are from [another country, which has public health care].

Keep Burning Man hot, forever, in 2012!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

in light of recent events, i've decided that my Neo-Nazi camp is just not cool anymore.

is there a artistic way to turn swastikas into flowers?

also, where is the best place to buy wigs, most of our camp is "bald"...

[Simon of the Playa]

too soon too soon!


dude, that is so sikh and twisted.

[H.G.Crosby]

simon's being mean again...

cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?

[Turtleburp]

in light of recent events, i've decided that my Neo-Nazi camp is just not cool anymore.

is there a artistic way to turn swastikas into flowers?

also, where is the best place to buy wigs, most of our camp is "bald"...

Here you go Bobby Dobs...

But dude seriously it's all about self reliance, have you read the survival guide, you could die you know, use the search function, etc. etc.

[Bob]

Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?

[graidawg]

how do you use google?

[gyre]

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf=1&cp ... 40&bih=761

[AntiM]

How bad can a little dust be?

[CrispyDave]

ygmir. i am british, to say i am french is high treason

So tell them ur British and it's your spare teeth...

[CrispyDave]

how do you use google?

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off& ... 40&bih=775

[wh..sh]

Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?

I wish I had asked this question last year...

[Ugly Dougly]

simon's being mean again...

cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?

Go ahead and PM Simon; I'm sure you two can reach an understanding.

[ygmir]

Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?

I wish I had asked this question last year...

pics or it didn't happen.

[AntiM]

simon's being mean again...

cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?

Go ahead and PM Simon; I'm sure you two can reach an understanding.

That's not a reach around I ever want to see.

[Shambala]

I've come up with the solution for the ticket problem. If they print names on the tickets, then everything will be good.

I hate to bring this up again, but........

[Nipple]

Next year the ticketing group should announce: "DUE TO POPULAR DEMANDS, NAMES WILL BE PRINTED ON THE TICKETS, Names on tickets has to be done very carefully. Details will be released when tickets are printed and shipped." and then never reference it again. Flat out ignore all questions on how the system will work.

Then 6 months later, tickets are printed, shipped, and arrive completely covered in random names. Tiny print, like the terms and conditions on the back. No particular names. Just lots of 'em.

[wh..sh]

Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?

I wish I had asked this question last year...

pics or it didn't happen.

It happened alright. You are just out to ruin my online image.

[Bob]

That's a winner.

You could have redeemed yourself by gifting enough shots of aquavit.

[wh..sh]

You could have redeemed yourself by gifting enough shots of aquavit.

sigh... story of my life...

[Ugly Dougly]

Dorky? We have another name for that: barbaric splendor!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

are we there yet?

somebody please just lie to me and say we are.

Thanks!