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2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by trilobyte » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:34 pm
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:52 pm
I saw that, and just sort of agreed that they have a legitimate reason to get all bucket list on us...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by AntiM » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:18 pm
Everyone needs an ace in the hole.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:33 pm
Yeah, but the truth is I have one up my sleeve as well.
Um...
What I meant to say...but the truth is I have one down my pant leg as well.
Cue Junglesmacks.
Um...
What I meant to say...but the truth is I have one down my pant leg as well.
Cue Junglesmacks.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by AntiM » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:09 pm
Good trick, that.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by Savannah » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:35 pm
theCryptofishist wrote:Yeah, but the truth is I have one up my sleeve as well.
Um...
What I meant to say...but the truth is I have one down my pant leg as well.
Cue Junglesmacks.
It better be okay to laugh sometimes, because that one was really good.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by wh..sh » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:51 am
Errrr...
Hmm... ONLY P.G.Wodehouse can write a whole paragraph without punctuations and still make sense.
Props to lemur for translating it to lesser mortals.
Hmm... ONLY P.G.Wodehouse can write a whole paragraph without punctuations and still make sense.
Props to lemur for translating it to lesser mortals.In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by BoyScoutGirl » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:34 pm
http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931
"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."
What does this even mean?
"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."
What does this even mean?
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by AntiM » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:38 pm
Mr. Cellist can't get it up?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by wh..sh » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:11 pm
BoyScoutGirl wrote:http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931
"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."
What does this even mean?
Pleeeeaaaaase I promise I'm adorable and made of bubbles and part unicorn.
I have a cat. I'm originally from Eugene OR. i like bunnies and The Mighty Boosh.
Rubs me the wrong way.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:36 pm
wh..sh wrote:BoyScoutGirl wrote:http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931
"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."
What does this even mean?Pleeeeaaaaase I promise I'm adorable and made of bubbles and part unicorn.
I have a cat. I'm originally from Eugene OR. i like bunnies and The Mighty Boosh.
Rubs me the wrong way.
Poor 'ittle sparklepony... All bubble and adorable and no one gives the proverbial sh*t.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:17 am
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by pink » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:00 pm
I don't think I can do a link on my phone, but how about the guy who got his ticket cancelled for trying to scalp it for $60 over face? Wah! They cancelled my ticket.
And this one: we paid WAY over face value on SH, and now just want to recoup the $$ we shelled out. So please buy our $1200/each tickets??!!!
And this one: we paid WAY over face value on SH, and now just want to recoup the $$ we shelled out. So please buy our $1200/each tickets??!!!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by wh..sh » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:08 pm
Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by illy dilly » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:39 pm
wh..sh wrote:Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!
Its not that absurd!
I have an RV Soul Mate. Well, its actually sort of a love triangle. I don't like either one of them very much alone. But, when they are together- they really rock my world!
And honestly, I love the whole family!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by wh..sh » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:46 pm
illy dilly wrote:wh..sh wrote:Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!
Its not that absurd!
I have an RV Soul Mate. Well, its actually sort of a love triangle. I don't like either one of them very much alone. But, when they are together- they really rock my world!
And honestly, I love the whole family!
Your RV soul mates - are they fun loving, free, laid back, and like to party? I don't think so.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:06 pm
Let's see. An RV soul mate has big shining eyes...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:02 pm
Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by BBadger » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:07 pm
theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by Rice » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:08 pm
BBadger wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by Simon of the Playa » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:11 pm
you people are despicable.
i don't know why i hang out with you...
i don't know why i hang out with you...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by Rice » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:13 pm
BBadger wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...
Need 2 tickets and am willing to pay for them! (plus the "camp mate died" card) - maybe the ticket is in will-call??
Geeze...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by Rice » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:13 pm
Simon of the Playa wrote:you people are despicable.
i don't know why i hang out with you...
Secretly you love us all!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by BBadger » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:16 pm
stretch80 wrote:BBadger wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...
Need 2 tickets and am willing to pay for them! (plus the "camp mate died" card) - maybe the ticket is in will-call??
Geeze...
Yeah, doesn't he know that he doesn't need the second ticket to transport a body as it's just cargo?
Maybe he's raffling the second ticket to pay for the funeral.
Okay... I think I'll only have a long purgatory since I didn't put that in the thread itself.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by Lonesomebri » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:17 pm
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Dude got no ticket or friends.........all because I'm a douche.
And I may even be a hipster douche, depending on the reading.
Dude got no ticket or friends.........all because I'm a douche.
And I may even be a hipster douche, depending on the reading.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:52 pm
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:58 am
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:38 pm
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:36 pm
And another man-infester surfaces...
Edited to add: If they were just willing to pay for their own bloody ticket... The entire first page of "tickets offered" had ticket offers!
Edited to add: If they were just willing to pay for their own bloody ticket... The entire first page of "tickets offered" had ticket offers!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:26 pm
Maybe we need a dj scorekeeping thread....
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