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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:17 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Here you go.

Many of the recipes therein are notoriously unreliable, or dangerous to the user, perhaps intentionally so.

Good to know.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:37 pm

That's what I have been instructed to tell you.

Or, give it to the local "cool" teenager and take cover. :twisted:
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Re: WTF

Postby Shambala » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:29 pm

Today I found a police car parked on my property for at least an hour, so I go over to see if there's a problem. I guess I startled to poor guy, because I woke him up from a sound sleep. In my typical sarcastic demeanor, when he rolled down his window, I said, "I'll need to see your license and registration sir"!
(yes it's true and it really happened today)
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Re: WTF

Postby Bay Bridge Sue » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:34 pm

And proof of Insurance...

Of course, now he knows that you know what he was doing on shift... and where your property is... and what you look like... :twisted:
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Re: WTF

Postby Shambala » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:36 pm

I have much more on him than he has on me! He would be a wise man to just chuckle it off and let it go.
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Re: WTF

Postby wh..sh » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:05 pm

Shambala wrote:Today I found a police car parked on my property for at least an hour, so I go over to see if there's a problem. I guess I startled to poor guy, because I woke him up from a sound sleep. In my typical sarcastic demeanor, when he rolled down his window, I said, "I'll need to see your license and registration sir"!
(yes it's true and it really happened today)

:lol: you sir, rock!
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:23 pm

Wait till you catch them with a hooker or doing a drug deal.
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Re: WTF

Postby MisaBlue » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:01 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:04 pm

Hilarious, Misa
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Re: WTF

Postby tattoogoddess » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:20 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:19 am

i could say something but i wont.



now there is a WTF for you.
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Re: WTF

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:20 am

thats funny, i thought an Escort WAS a Whore?


WTF?
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Re: WTF

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:21 am

WTF?


it's obviously self-deprecating on her part...
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:22 am

wtf, so much for not saying anything.
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Re: WTF

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:24 am

AWKWARD!
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Re: WTF

Postby tattoogoddess » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:08 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:thats funny, i thought an Escort WAS a Whore?


WTF?



Retired long time ago. I'm just a slut now... ok thats a lie. It is pretty dull in my sex life... meaning none. and I wasnt free :wink:
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:19 am

Wtf?

Please, buy a clue and STFU, you are only making yourself look worse.


Seriously.


Dont you have tips to count or something?
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Re: WTF

Postby tattoogoddess » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:32 am

"you are only making yourself look worse" do I really care? nope. it is who i am. i can laugh at my self. sorry you can't get that.

im off to go count sheep.
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:39 am

Right.

So are we to understand you posted that little ditty about whores as a joke concerning your previous behavior / occupation?

Wtf?


Please, worse explanation / justification / bullshit i have seen since pee funnel lady's cockamamie story.


Why you continue to smother the board with your inane postings is a huge WTF...


IMHO..
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:30 am

****** wrote:I am in Seattle, and can use a pair. Please message me! Thanks!

I know he means tickets, but this is nice, unintentional laugh.
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:33 am

Tucked away in 2009 sub-fora:
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Re: WTF

Postby AntiM » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:38 am

Er, how'd he get my sigline in 2009 before I wrote it this year?
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:40 am

Fucking prophet. Burn him!
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:13 am

AntiM wrote:Er, how'd he get my sigline in 2009 before I wrote it this year?

No, it's a new post. I just can't figure why someone would do your sig line as a quote and put it in 2009.
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Re: WTF

Postby AntiM » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:59 am

I am baffled. Oh well, eplaya is weird.
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Re: WTF

Postby tattoogoddess » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:25 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Right.

So are we to understand you posted that little ditty about whores as a joke concerning your previous behavior / occupation?






no not at all but then someone made it seems as if i did. I posted it cause it is a rate R joke and i thought it was funny.Im sorry you do not get my sense of humor.
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:57 am

you are right, i dont.

i have this distinct feeling i am not alone on this, either.

in fact im quite certain.
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Re: WTF

Postby maryanimal » Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:32 am

WTF?!? Is this photoshopped?

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Re: WTF

Postby Savannah » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:23 pm

Maryanimal, I heard on the radio this morning that it is not. :shock:

Here's my WTF of the Day.

http://gawker.com/5933019/report-randy-travis-threatened-to-shoot-and-kill-troopers-who-arrested-him-for-naked-dwi
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Re: WTF

Postby jella » Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:24 pm

crazy :roll:
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