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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:17 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Here you go.

Many of the recipes therein are notoriously unreliable, or dangerous to the user, perhaps intentionally so.

Good to know.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:37 pm

That's what I have been instructed to tell you.

Or, give it to the local "cool" teenager and take cover. :twisted:
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Re: WTF

Postby Shambala » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:29 pm

Today I found a police car parked on my property for at least an hour, so I go over to see if there's a problem. I guess I startled to poor guy, because I woke him up from a sound sleep. In my typical sarcastic demeanor, when he rolled down his window, I said, "I'll need to see your license and registration sir"!
(yes it's true and it really happened today)
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Re: WTF

Postby Bay Bridge Sue » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:34 pm

And proof of Insurance...

Of course, now he knows that you know what he was doing on shift... and where your property is... and what you look like... :twisted:
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Re: WTF

Postby Shambala » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:36 pm

I have much more on him than he has on me! He would be a wise man to just chuckle it off and let it go.
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Re: WTF

Postby wh..sh » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:05 pm

Shambala wrote:Today I found a police car parked on my property for at least an hour, so I go over to see if there's a problem. I guess I startled to poor guy, because I woke him up from a sound sleep. In my typical sarcastic demeanor, when he rolled down his window, I said, "I'll need to see your license and registration sir"!
(yes it's true and it really happened today)

:lol: you sir, rock!
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:23 pm

Wait till you catch them with a hooker or doing a drug deal.
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Re: WTF

Postby MisaBlue » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:01 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:04 pm

Hilarious, Misa
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Re: WTF

Postby tattoogoddess » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:20 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:19 am

i could say something but i wont.



now there is a WTF for you.
"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".


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Re: WTF

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:20 am

thats funny, i thought an Escort WAS a Whore?


WTF?
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Re: WTF

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:21 am

WTF?


it's obviously self-deprecating on her part...
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:22 am

wtf, so much for not saying anything.
"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".


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Re: WTF

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:24 am

AWKWARD!
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Re: WTF

Postby tattoogoddess » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:08 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:thats funny, i thought an Escort WAS a Whore?


WTF?



Retired long time ago. I'm just a slut now... ok thats a lie. It is pretty dull in my sex life... meaning none. and I wasnt free :wink:
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:19 am

Wtf?

Please, buy a clue and STFU, you are only making yourself look worse.


Seriously.


Dont you have tips to count or something?
"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".


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Re: WTF

Postby tattoogoddess » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:32 am

"you are only making yourself look worse" do I really care? nope. it is who i am. i can laugh at my self. sorry you can't get that.

im off to go count sheep.
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:39 am

Right.

So are we to understand you posted that little ditty about whores as a joke concerning your previous behavior / occupation?

Wtf?


Please, worse explanation / justification / bullshit i have seen since pee funnel lady's cockamamie story.


Why you continue to smother the board with your inane postings is a huge WTF...


IMHO..
"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".


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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:30 am

****** wrote:I am in Seattle, and can use a pair. Please message me! Thanks!

I know he means tickets, but this is nice, unintentional laugh.
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:33 am

Tucked away in 2009 sub-fora:
skolaytom wrote:Go, burgins, go! Do your best, bring your best, be the burn.

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Re: WTF

Postby AntiM » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:38 am

Er, how'd he get my sigline in 2009 before I wrote it this year?
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:40 am

Fucking prophet. Burn him!
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:13 am

AntiM wrote:Er, how'd he get my sigline in 2009 before I wrote it this year?

No, it's a new post. I just can't figure why someone would do your sig line as a quote and put it in 2009.
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Re: WTF

Postby AntiM » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:59 am

I am baffled. Oh well, eplaya is weird.
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Re: WTF

Postby tattoogoddess » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:25 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Right.

So are we to understand you posted that little ditty about whores as a joke concerning your previous behavior / occupation?






no not at all but then someone made it seems as if i did. I posted it cause it is a rate R joke and i thought it was funny.Im sorry you do not get my sense of humor.
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:57 am

you are right, i dont.

i have this distinct feeling i am not alone on this, either.

in fact im quite certain.
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Re: WTF

Postby maryanimal » Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:32 am

WTF?!? Is this photoshopped?

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Re: WTF

Postby Savannah » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:23 pm

Maryanimal, I heard on the radio this morning that it is not. :shock:

Here's my WTF of the Day.

http://gawker.com/5933019/report-randy-travis-threatened-to-shoot-and-kill-troopers-who-arrested-him-for-naked-dwi
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Re: WTF

Postby jella » Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:24 pm

crazy :roll:
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