07.29.2012
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Rochester NY
subject: Moop Battalion Supplies
ATTENTION ALL NEOPHYTES, NEWBS, VIRGINS, and Born-Again Virgins, PLEASE VISIT ROOT SOCIETY TO PICK UP YOUR ONE OF A KIND, HAND MADE, MULTI-PURPOSE, HIGH FASHION DURABLE MOOPTACHE™ or MOOPPURSE for all of you moopers and your mooping Needs.
I have been making these myself, out of leftover fabric from my upholstery work....they have a nice strap that goes over your shoulder, hell, maybe they'll even be a surprise inside, you never know.
They are also NastySludgeProof™ too, because i'm thinking about you and your fabulous costume....with your MOOPTACHE™ or MOOPPURSE™ you can take that nastysludgey baby wipe with questionable material on it and throw it on in there and it wont leak or stain or get on you.
bottle of questionable liquid with gooey all over it? Throw it in there...
Bubblegum? (one of my pet peeves---it turns playa into sticky mud bombs).......throw it in there
AND, not only will i gift you the bag, yes, thats right, theres more...
Since these are of LIMITED QUANTITY (im sewing as fast as i can) and go to the FIRST VOLUNTEERS who join the battalion, ONLY THOSE PEOPLE WITH THE SPECIAL MOOPTACHES™ or MOOPPURSES can RETURN them to Root Society and we will empty them for you and take the moop you and ONLY YOU and your Fellow Moopers Find...
we can tell too, if your sneaking in your personal moop, we have ways...
Each Time you come back to us with a full moop bag, we will not only empty your bag, we'll fill your cup, your belly, your lungs if you need a cigarette, whatever you want, we treat our Soldiers Well.
Help Us Help You...
Remember, it's NOT ONLY THE SOUND CAMPS but also out on the playa, where the SOUND CARS HAVE PARTIES....lets try to work these Hot Spots as well.
the playa does provide....i PROMISE you this, if you come and get your Moop On with us, you WILL find something Wonderful on the Playa....it NEVER FAILS.....it could be a momento, a bauble, a sticker, a phone number, a sack full of something you need, that perfect blinky, a fur coat, whatever it is, you WILL find it as you are cleaning the Dust.
so head on over Campers, and pick up your Carry-all Moop Bag and get your Marching Orders.
OPERATION DanzKleen™
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:22 pm
"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".
A gift for the Playa
A gift for the Playa
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:13 pm
*applause*
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:37 pm
its like this, yo...
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by BoyScoutGirl » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:20 pm
Those are perfect - nice size, simple, and good-looking.
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:38 pm
And, I venture, hardy.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by AntiM » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:15 am
Bravo!
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:40 am
got it down to about 3 per hour...including cutting / sewing.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:20 am
I can see you now, bent over the sewing machine (bad body mechanics!) till daylight, cigarette dangling from the corner of your mouth, edm playing (intersperced with odd ball stuff), bare light bulb shedding light on the scene...
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by illy dilly » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:28 am
Thats kick ass Simon!
With tactics like this, I can see why Root Society holds down the 10 O'clock corner- WITH OUT A GIANT BLACK SPOT!!!
If we come by Root Society early in the week, do we ask for Simon? Or...?
With tactics like this, I can see why Root Society holds down the 10 O'clock corner- WITH OUT A GIANT BLACK SPOT!!!
If we come by Root Society early in the week, do we ask for Simon? Or...?
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by Lonesomebri » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:51 am
Looks great, how much for the guayabera?
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:23 pm
illy dilly wrote:Thats kick ass Simon!
With tactics like this, I can see why Root Society holds down the 10 O'clock corner- WITH OUT A GIANT BLACK SPOT!!!
If we come by Root Society early in the week, do we ask for Simon? Or...?
we will be at the 2 O'Clock corner this year because change is good.
"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".
A gift for the Playa
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by wh..sh » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:55 pm
MOOP in style, y'all!
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by nolaflamingo » Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:57 am
As a Premier Bag lady I approve. (like that really matters). OPERATION DanzKleen™ - have you started an Facebook - OPERATION DanzKleen™ group or event? best way to sent propaganda to the brainwashed masses.
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by illy dilly » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:29 pm
Simon of the Playa wrote:
we will be at the 2 O'Clock corner this year
HELL YEAH!!!
Thats just plain old fucking wonderful!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Re: OPERATION DanzKleen™
by Simon of the Playa » Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:08 am
Hey Mister DJ !
help us keep Black Rock City SPARKLING Kleen
help us keep Black Rock City SPARKLING Kleen
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