The 1st & Last Annual Jim Jones Kool-Aid Stand.

[Simon of the Playa]

why does ANYONE take me for a fool...


especially australians...


boy oh boy talk about being on the short end of the genetic stick....Micks, Beggars, Criminals and God's Knows What.


it's like taking vegamite from a blind baby after the dingo has eaten it.


a little too easy.

[catinthefunnyhat]

It's hard to get Vegemite out of a dingo.

Oh, I guess you could wait a couple of days...

[Simon of the Playa]

in the meantime, we'll get violently drunk and engage in fisticuffs.

[ygmir]

Sorry - stupid work actually required significant effort today; if I didn't have to eat...

Now if I'd bothered to do my homework I'd have known there actually were survivors (bloody quitters) and my joke about parents dying before I was born may have been funny.

Simone de Playa, sleuth that he is and tipped by my Parody of his own signature answered in a callous fashion!




Or



He's just a caring understanding nineties type...

Mr. Tillis? is that you?

and, see, your joke was not lost on us.......it was taken, bent over a log, and made to squeal, like a piggy!!
it was good......others (well, I speak for me) ran with the drift.

[trilobyte]

Turtleburp's duplicate posts (which have since been removed) were a site glitch, the result of his message being posted while the site's database was re-indexing. Sorry for any inconvenience.

[Turtleburp]

Or are both of you really Simon's socks?

Profound words brother (sister?) - but are we all not in some way Simon's socks?

I take no offence at Bumble's snark - I did ask her to play but when she saw my repeat posts she saw her opportunity and instantly and viciously turned on me instead.
Well done Bimble I would expect no less.

She certainly wished she could block me this morning though when I refused to let her sleep through her hangover.

Simon, I'm afraid the Australian secret police are on their way - the fact that vegemite comes from dingos is a national secret

Oooh I forgot, thanks for fixing the posts Trilo

[catinthefunnyhat]

I take no offence at Bumble's snark - I did ask her to play but when she saw my repeat posts she saw her opportunity and instantly and viciously turned on me instead.
Well done Bimble I would expect no less.

She certainly wished she could block me this morning though when I refused to let her sleep through her hangover.

Haha! I only just figured out this morning that you two were (a) not the same person (probably), and (b) in an off-playa/off-ePlaya relationship. Well played, Bumble!

[Bumble]

Haha! I only just figured out this morning that you two were (a) not the same person (probably), and (b) in an off-playa/off-ePlaya relationship. Well played, Bumble!

Thanks - i played better getting Turtleburp back for waking me up! But then again i could be just Simon's right sock......

[Simon of the Playa]

my socks are intelligent, and hence these are not my socks.


everyone knows aussies are a bunch of Drunk Criminals and Bad Seed from the Emerald Isle.


they should have named the country Flotsam and Jetsam.


Jesus Christ, they STILL listen to ABBA.


go beat up some aborigines or something, or whatever they do there for fun...

[Turtleburp]

in the meantime, we'll get violently drunk and engage in fisticuffs.

But, but... if you hit me it'll be murder...

[Simon of the Playa]

mmmm, patchouli flavored...

[Simon of the Playa]

[Roberto Dobbisano]

if you want something to go like hot cakes, put boobs on it.

[Turtleburp]

Cake... boobs...

[Simon of the Playa]

dammit, now im hungry.




and thirsty.

[Major Krash]

I heard Jim Jones Kool-Aid Stand would have DJ's this year...much better than last year!

[ygmir]

I heard Jim Jones Kool-Aid Stand would have DJ's this year...much better than last year!

but the moop!!
it seems like everyone showed up, but none left!!..................

[Simon of the Playa]

Just Add Lime...

[Roberto Dobbisano]

Just Add Lime...

wrong thread.


viewtopic.php?f=3&t=56533&hilit=shovels

[Humin]

I like this idea, I don't care if it was made in sarcasm. Sounds straightforward, refreshing, and you can go a lot of directions with it.

[Humin]

I like this idea, I don't care if it was made in sarcasm. Sounds straightforward, refreshing, and you can go a lot of directions with it.

So I misread this and this was for 2012. Fits the 2013 theme perfectly.

[Simon of the Playa]

here you go Ahab...

well if you wont, i will...


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