The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

[H.G.Crosby]

[Simon of the Playa]

Dust Storms will begin at 3 oclock Sharp on tuesday-thursday-saturday

Mon-Wed-Friday will be at the discretion of the DPW

[knowmad]

If you post. Your morgage or student loan inside Bank of UnAmerica. You will get a bail out.

[RedHeaven]

Dust Storms will begin at 3 oclock Sharp on tuesday-thursday-saturday

Mon-Wed-Friday will be at the discretion of the DPW

Love it

Can I work a shift?

[catinthefunnyhat]

Burning Man is the cause of global warming. In order to prevent global warming from escalating, the man and the fire that consumes him will be represented by holograms starting in 2012.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

[tisha2]

my dad just told me that he heard that Westboro Baptist was gonna show up to protest. nothing about it on their site's schedule tho. i'd kinda love to see them try.

[ygmir]

my dad just told me that he heard that Westboro Baptist was gonna show up to protest. nothing about it on their site's schedule tho. i'd kinda love to see them try.

I'm with ya, Tisha!! in fact, I'd like to see 'em do it!! we could all dance!!

Conga!!!

or:

[Foxfur]

my dad just told me that he heard that Westboro Baptist was gonna show up to protest. nothing about it on their site's schedule tho. i'd kinda love to see them try.

Ooh! Looks like I'll be freak dancing some fundamentalists...

[wh..sh]

my dad just told me that he heard that Westboro Baptist was gonna show up to protest. nothing about it on their site's schedule tho. i'd kinda love to see them try.

Arrggh! Do I have to buy a clown costume now!!?

[ygmir]

my dad just told me that he heard that Westboro Baptist was gonna show up to protest. nothing about it on their site's schedule tho. i'd kinda love to see them try.

Arrggh! Do I have to buy a clown costume now!!?

nope, all you need is two band aids and a piece of silk twine. no need for all that clown garb!!

[organizedchaos]

A 'friend' of mine just told me (completely seriously mind you) that they were camping with Britney Spears and Larry Harvey this year.

....

[gyre]

Together?

Larry says no.

[organizedchaos]

Britney's bringing the Krug.

[gyre]

Larry doesn't drink the cheap stuff.

[H.G.Crosby]

i saw him at the second taxidermist's on the left, just past bruno's...

i swear to g*d.

[ygmir]

i saw him at the second taxidermist's on the left, just past bruno's...

i swear to g*d.

I bet he was going clubbing..........

[TomServo]

Pickles are somehow going to replace bacon.



...forward this to the dead horse thread...

[TomServo]

Do we get cell phone reception at Burning Man yet?! Since I can't commodify out there, I should at least be able to make sure my people, back home, CAN!

[Ugly Dougly]

James Holmes acted alone.

[Ugly Dougly]

All the smart gals have these installed:



Who needs a sippy cup now?

[gyre]

James Holmes acted alone.

He is on the dj schedule to play this year.

For fun, find the name he used.

[Straightveg]

my dad just told me that he heard that Westboro Baptist was gonna show up to protest. nothing about it on their site's schedule tho. i'd kinda love to see them try.

Kinda hoping this is true. I'd LOVE a chance to see/troll them again. For some reason the counter-protesters always seem to outnumber them though...

[Roberto Dobbisano]

tickets are now available at bruno's

ask for the "Special" ravioli.

[Simon of the Playa]

[Foxfur]

I swear he pumped my gas in Riddle, Oregon 2 years ago. He also heats the frozen burritos and gizzards in the mini-mart.

[RedHeaven]

Record amount of newbs
Its gonna suck
Playa is more fucked than ever
Daft Punk is taking the year off

[Ugly Dougly]

Underground will be camping at 9:00 portal. There's still room, if you want to join them. Only $895 apiece.

[Foxfur]

I think the hippie smuggling tunnel emerges near there.
I know it did last year...

[theCryptofishist]

I heard that DPW and GP&E were joining forces to stamp out the patchouli trade this year...