Fireball or LemonHead?

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Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby Joshua! » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:24 pm

Which are you?

I heard that if you overlay a map of BRC with yellow pins for the lemonheads and red pins for the fireballs, it'll make a picture of Larry snorting coke.

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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby mrchiff » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:35 pm

And it determines the teams for dodgeball on Wednesday.
Lemonheads to the left, Fireballs to the right.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby stinkyfoot » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:05 pm

I keep thinking lemonheads must be a subtle insult of some kind.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby bluesbob » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:11 pm

I was insulted with a Lemonhead. But I mailed my friends ticket to him with a candy necklace.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:37 pm

Gobstopper?
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby stinkyfoot » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:13 am

Ask yourself: are YOU really a fireball or just a silly lemonhead?
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby Nipple » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:25 am

AntiM wrote:Gobstopper?


I heard those last for ever.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby captain mcguiver » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:12 pm

Lemonhead, thank god. I was wondering what the big bulge was in the package. I thought WE were supposed to send the candy.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby Joshua! » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:37 pm

I must admit to being slightly disappointed about receiving two fireballs.

That seems so 2001....
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby bubbavic » Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:05 am

last year was lemonhead but this year I'm all about the fireball. =)
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:25 am

Joshua! wrote:I must admit to being slightly disappointed about receiving two fireballs.

That seems so 2001....

Yeah, but it is an example of fireball fertility. Your original fireball must have split into two daughter fireballs en route.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby littleflower » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:06 am

lemonheads seem to be fertile as well .... i got two of them. with one ticket. afraid to think what that means .....
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby Elorrum » Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:29 am

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Roly-poly squishy amorphous blobby wheelbarrow ass bowling ball, at your service.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:12 pm

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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:19 pm

Does anyone want to buy my fireball?
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby bubbavic » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:55 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Does anyone want to bite my fireball?


FTFY ;)
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby Joshua! » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:19 pm

Turns out, my two fireballs are different sizes.... One is obviously bar-coded for individual sale, and the other is smaller and marked "not for individual resale".

C'mon BMORG! Where will it end? :wink:

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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby bubbavic » Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:52 am

Joshua! wrote:Turns out, my two fireballs are different sizes.... One is obviously bar-coded for individual sale, and the other is smaller and marked "not for individual resale".

C'mon BMORG! Where will it end? :wink:

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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby Nipple » Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:55 am

Do not buy fireballs for above face value.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby Bounce530 » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:05 am

Especially if it has a staple in it.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby David M » Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:29 pm

I miss my fire balls! Will call tickets this year and last. :(

I may have to buy a big bag of fire balls and hand them out in the will call line.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby PurplMyst » Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:38 pm

I got 1.25 Lemonheads with my 2-ticket order. It's one individual package for one Lemonhead, but there's one whole candy along with a sliced of chunk of a 2nd piece. :shock: Fertility 2.0 indeed
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby ranger magnum » Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:52 pm

I think i got a counterfeit fireball from a nigerian prince i met on craigslist....
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:54 am

ranger magnum wrote:I think i got a counterfeit fireball from a nigerian prince i met on craigslist....

Shockingly, mine is still available if you need one.
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby daft » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:48 pm

We do not snort anymore
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby RevDusty » Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:25 am

I was greatly relieved to find a fireball in my ticket envelope.

But then I noticed it was OPEN! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :shock:

Can't bring myself to consume it, even though it's probably fine. (I'll have to find another for burn night).
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Re: Fireball or LemonHead?

Postby StaceyS » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:41 pm

I'm Lemonhead, but I try to see Fireball's point of view too. I try not to talk candy in public, it gets really heated pretty quickly. I mean seriously, just because someone refuses to release any more than the last 2 years of candy records and now suddenly everyone suspects them of being licorice. Its just not civil anymore.
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