Recon report from Columbia

[Ropidon]

Columbia South Carolina has some burner potential. There are many art districts here, street performers, quirky buildings, cheap places, antiques and moar. There are also many art sculptures strewn about the town, maybe of them in the big metal style of bunrningman. Oh yah and occasional rabbits.

It also has a kind of Boss Hog diplomacy and law abiding news to it, but it's cool if you are. Espeshully since ders 3 count me 1 2 fwee rivers here. Big ones. The rivers are as wide as lakes.

Columbia South Carolina rates highly on brining man potential. Hit the Art Bar for comic improv, karaoke, motorcycle clubs and fun..

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

One ninja rabbit hop along
Don't stay too long
Cuz the lawn mower wants to get ya
Jump bunny jump, hump bunny hump
Care of carrots in the hots to trots lots
The boots in cahoots don't make plots in the chutes
And don't put butts to your lips unless they got hips.

[BBadger]

Sir, put down the bong.

[Jackass]

WOW, now that was special

[Lonesomebri]

So, yeah, I'm trying to scrounge up a ticket, no luck yet, and yet here I see that some Jackass has got one.....but still not me.
Kinda makes me wonder who the bigger Jackass is......
Believe me, my credentials are in order.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, I was so looking forward to meeting a fluffy white dusty cute pup with a biting sense of humor at the Meet n Greet...

[Lonesomebri]

Ahhh, that is the dream for us all. Thankfully this is not the place for snark.

[Jackass]

So, yeah, I'm trying to scrounge up a ticket, no luck yet, and yet here I see that some Jackass has got one.....but still not me.
Kinda makes me wonder who the bigger Jackass is......
Believe me, my credentials are in order.

Credentials for what? Just rant about how you're getting pissed off about scalpers, someone may reach out. Worked for me,BTW the person that offered me tickets, I have never met or spoken with at all. They seen that I've been on here for a while and figured I would attend rather than scalp, that and my little rant prompted them to contact me. No insider action here. That being said I'm confident that most people that want to go may still obtain tickets. Lots of people get scared when the days start ticking closer and they realize that it's a substantial undertaking just to get there- tickets for sale. Good luck

[trilobyte]

Moving this over to the regionals forum since I think that's a better fit. FYI, South Carolina has a regional group - you may want to consider connecting with them at some point.

[Lonesomebri]

"Credentials for what?"

Jackass credentials, my good man. You don't even know about the secret hoof shake, do you? I'm starting to doubt that you're really a Jackass at all.

Actually I got on this thread hoping to find out about the Bacon situation in Bogata.

Oh yeah, before I forget, down with scalpers !!!