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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:06 pm

I know that all burners are high-powered corporate execs with no time to read long sentences, let alone lengthy jokes.
So post the punchline of your favorite joke on this thread and we will attempt to pretend to find it funny. Go!
Wait. I'll start.

"He had a hat."

Okay, who is next?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby delle » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:51 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
"He had a hat."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ok..... this one's a real winner too:

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby offarock » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:19 pm

One. But it takes a long time, and the lightbulb must really want to change.
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Postby offarock » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:20 pm

Five bucks. Same as downtown.
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Postby LeChatNoir » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:22 pm

"Yeah, but his suit fits good, don't it?"
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Postby Ducky » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:28 pm

Chirpies....it's a canarial disease, thats untweetable.
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Postby Trishntek » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:24 pm

,,, that's the first time I've used that Hind Lick Maneuver.
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Postby junglesmacks » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:34 pm

"That's what" - She
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Postby Joshua! » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:54 pm

A hard-on.
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Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:21 pm

"It's cute, but how do you breathe through it?"
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Postby piehole » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:10 pm

"...and then you hand it to Michael J. Fox"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bob » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:23 pm

"....the Ten Principals!"
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:26 pm

"...But if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."
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Postby Onion » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:59 pm

They called it "The Aristocrats"
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Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:21 pm

"Tankity, tankity, tank."
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Postby LeChatNoir » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:10 pm

"Are you sure this is where he went in at?"
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:37 pm

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Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:46 pm

"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids!"
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Postby maryanimal » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:51 pm

"...how he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Postby ranger magnum » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:58 pm

One is a cunning runt
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Postby Bob » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:26 pm

"Ah so... boy-foot bear with teaks of Chan!"
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Postby Stickygreen » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:40 pm

" Is it going to be like this all week..?"
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Postby Bob » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:53 pm

When a man grows old, and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue,
And the hole in the middle refuses to piddle,
I'd say he was fucked, wouldn't you?
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Postby gyre » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:05 pm

Late one tuesday ...


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Where is the man anyway?"
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Postby BBadger » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:54 pm

"Sorry. The body cavity search at the border kinda jostled things."
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Postby gyre » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:01 am

Pointing to flying cranes...

"Look!

There go the defenders of Ibycus!"
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Postby Shambala » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:33 am

Bring me the fly, I'll give you a raisin!
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Postby Turtleburp » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:05 am

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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:19 am

Someday, my prints will come.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby AntiM » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:40 am

No, I want a pair of pliers.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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