The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

[H.G.Crosby]

tupac's hologram will be teaching chakra adjustment and naked yoga every sunrise at center camp.


Dr. Dre will abolish the "no gun" rule on the playa, because, what the fuck, you think he sold them all?

[FIGJAM]

I have often been mistaken, but Never wrong!!!

[tattoogoddess]

tupac's hologram will be teaching chakra adjustment and naked yoga every sunrise at center camp.

Not going to lie... that would be the shit!

[gyre]

When I went to the BET awards, they wanted me to clear everyone with felonies ahead of time.


And they wanted to know how many guns were coming in.

Different from the grammies.

[Simon of the Playa]

burning man...


come for the Art, stay for the yoga with Tupac's hologram.

[Coastburner]

Actually, due to the ongoing problems with the economy and the increasing cost of building materials, the man will actually be a hologram. The good news is they'll be able to increase the height of the man by 3 inches this year.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

a hologram of paul addis will destroy one of the projectors on tuesday night.

[tattoogoddess]

That the playa is going to be in the best conditions yet out of all burns.


Thats been busted to
From June 5th and memorial day weekend. hope you have some long rebar and your dust masks

[goathead]

Bruno and the town of Gerlach are all eagerly await TTITD.
Bruno is actually dropping the price of gas at the Shell station as his personal gift.
PG&E is going to hand out Welcome Home gift baskets to the first 50,000 people in the gate this year.
BLM has athorized the med tent to refill marijuana scripts.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

fourth of juPlaya will be over-run by computer geeks

[Simon of the Playa]

well played mayans, well played.

[Sail Man]

Next years burn will be managed by Disney and the man will be modeled after Dopey. All sound camps will be relegated to showing spoofs on Disney movies. Though Comfort and Joy will be allowed to show a rousing rendition of The Little Spermaid.

[gyre]

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/tix/3116375105.html

Do not buy Burning Man Tickets for more $!!! - $1 (Everywhere)

The dream for years has been a full circle Burning Man, not just from 2:00 - 10:00 but a 2:00 - 2:00, and there is supposed to be an announcement this month on the BLM decision.

This will allow up to 20,000 more tickets to be sold.

This will be announced soon in the Jack Rabbit Speaks email.

Do not pay high prices to scalpers!

[Simon of the Playa]

Gyre, the world famous DJ and sound engineer will actually attend the event he knows SO much about.

[goathead]

Next years burn will be managed by Disney and the man will be modeled after Dopey. All sound camps will be relegated to showing spoofs on Disney movies. Though Comfort and Joy will be allowed to show a rousing rendition of The Little Spermaid.

careful what you wish for little burner

[catinthefunnyhat]

A surprise celebrity guest will be giving crafting tuTORIals in Centre Camp, sponsored by Michaels. Feathers, glitter, and pre-fab birdhouses will be provided... at prices so low, it's a "gift." (Bring your own glue guns, though).

[knowmad]

A surprise celebrity guest will be giving crafting tuTORIals in Centre Camp, sponsored by Michaels. Feathers, glitter, and pre-fab birdhouses will be provided... at prices so low, it's a "gift." (Bring your own glue guns, though).

Ooooh you!
Ok people don't do the brown felt.
Repeat. The brown felt that is going around is bad!

[theCryptofishist]

I'll be bringing my propane powered glue gun. The solar one only does warm melt...

[Ugly Dougly]

The Festival is going to be sponsored by Keystone "beer", in honor of our first Mormon president. Yay.

[CLARKcon]

Will have to pay an additional $400 per person fee for trespassing (BLM stipulation of the 1 year "Special Event" pass expiring at midnight Saturday night..it's in the very tiny type!) before being allowed to leave the event/exit from the playa...
P.S. no cards/cash only..
P.S.S..BLM Rangers are actually ok folk .
P.S.S.S-- Let the GAMES BEGIN!!!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

we are going to need more shovels.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Coachella will be held during BM this year, out by the trash fence.

[International Incident]

Coachella will be held during BM this year, out by the trash fence.

Hey i just heard about that on Facebook.

Also did you hear that Justin Bieber is coming?

[moonrise]

Nevada sold the playa to California, yay!

BLM is too busy helping the uranium mining corporations dig up the entire state of Arizona for *bang*bang*bang* .....................................................................
..................................helllllp, theyre trying to ki------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --flat line

[Ugly Dougly]

They got moonrise.




Help me hide the body.

[FIGJAM]

"YOU BASTARDS!!!"

[Lonesomebri]

Center Camp is serving up Krug sparkling wine.

[Mosin]

Wrong. Center Camp will be serving California Coolers: Official Sponsor of the 2012 Burning Men Concert Series.

[Savannah]

Center Camp is serving up Krug sparkling wine.

. . . Garnished with a punch in the face.

[gyre]

Did I just see a vodka ad about burning man?