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The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:40 pm

...doesn't exist. Simply put, there is almost no chance that some one sitting on the outside can have a brainstorm and come up with a solution that no one else saw.
This has not kept people from trying.
The roll of shame:
The "Perfect" Solution
Nice dog in the manger, if I can go no one should be permitted, approach
A "radical thinking" approach.
I love it how things are always "obvious" (as in "Captain"?)
I can't figure out what to call this...
Greed and Laziness!
Ridiculous
Hey, my company can do this!
Slipping in the identity tickets solution in the last paragraph is at least a little different...
Identity again.
Less a "solution" than a not accepting the origins of the problem as something in the real world.
A way to direct tickets to theme camps.
A fresh approach.
A joke. I hope.
I'm going a little numb, here...
The room is swimming before my eyes...
Because my small festival can be scaled up directly.
I don't have time to see if my idea has been put forth before.
OOoo! This one is "multi-faceted".
At least there's a dirty joke by Ugly Dougly for entertainment value here.
http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=290&t=54062
Down with Ravers!
I am not going to go through and count how often the "occupy" solution was proposed...
Well, we could have burned more incense to this predictive idol.
So, there are ten pages of threads in this sub-forum. These are the pertinent posts (as descerned from the titles) first three.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:49 pm

Awesome!

Now I have something to read when hell freezes over, or if I ever get stuck in an elevator on a Carnival Cruise.
(assuming I have my laptop, and that the wi-fi signal is strong in the shaft.)
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:50 pm

I live only to serve.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby junglesmacks » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:27 pm

You said strong in the shaft.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby 48_love » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:32 pm

lol

It's like something a pervy-pedo Yoda would say to Luke.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby wh..sh » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:57 pm

ROFL!
I liked the "dog in the manger" approach. It had a certain je ne sais quoi about it.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:58 am

i have read EVERYTHING by Bradtem !!!


i'm also a fucking masochist.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby BirthChazz » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:31 pm

48_love wrote:lol

It's like something a pervy-pedo Yoda would say to Luke.



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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby tummler » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:30 am

Happy it makes me to see indexing for future retrospective analysis.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby BBadger » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:11 am

Wow, how could I have missed some of these great ideas!
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:32 pm

Bumped for the sake of that slim grasp I have on sanity...
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby AntiM » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:52 am

And here I was perusing Misery this morning.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby BBadger » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:41 pm

All those ideas simply pale in comparison to my solution to the highway capacity problem:

playa_transport.jpg
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:53 pm

My partner is always proposing human catapults as the solution to gridlock/transit woes/everything else that's wrong with the world.
A human catapult from Gerlach to BRC would be pretty cool.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby Inko Gnito » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:04 pm

BBadger wrote:
playa_transport.jpg

That would be an awesome way to travel to the playa!

catinthefunnyhat wrote:A human catapult from Gerlach to BRC would be pretty cool.

As to now i thought you were one of the nice people here.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:10 pm

Inko Gnito wrote:
BBadger wrote:
playa_transport.jpg

That would be an awesome way to travel to the playa!

catinthefunnyhat wrote:A human catapult from Gerlach to BRC would be pretty cool.

As to now i thought you were one of the nice people here.



I am nice!

There'd be mats to land on.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby Inko Gnito » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:15 pm

Big air cushions and i am in.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby gyre » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:41 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote:My partner is always proposing human catapults as the solution to gridlock/transit woes/everything else that's wrong with the world.
A human catapult from Gerlach to BRC would be pretty cool.

They actually used to shoot people out of cannon and trebuchet.
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:46 am

bump
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Re: The Lone Ticketing Genius...

Postby Lonesomebri » Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:35 am

http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?f=290&t=57326


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