WTF

[ygmir]

Once again, stodgy old Fishy is behind the times...

No wonder, vajazzling is on its way to hitting just about every town in the country and it’s not just common people trying it out, we’ve seeing many celebrities like Jennifer Love Hewitt, Snooki and even the Kardashians go for it - which gives a perfect explanation to the increasing popularity of the fun idea.

One of the girls I know had hers vajazzled. She showed it to the group of girls in the room and there was collective "wow"s and "aww"s

this!! Right here!!! This is the reason!!!

[theCryptofishist]

You're going to get vajazzled, yggy?

[ygmir]

You're going to get vajazzled, yggy?

not until I jump in the cold lake.

[theCryptofishist]

Don't you want to be like the Kardashians?

[catinthefunnyhat]

I think he's saying he'll do it at the inaugural Hof party (there's a lake up there, right? And I bet it's pretty cold in June...).

[MisaBlue]

I think he's saying he'll do it at the inaugural Hof party (there's a lake up there, right? And I bet it's pretty cold in June...).

I hope there is gonna be another Hof party after my arrival as well....because I have to see Yggy the Vajazzled

[ygmir]

haha Misa......yeah, I'm hoping to put together another Hof party, when you get here, for those who don't make the first.........

and, the cold water remark, was aimed at looking "anatomically correct" after jumping into 45 degree water (I had hoped someone would back me up here: guys? Beuhler?)

[wh..sh]

*raises hand with ethusiasm*

Anyone who has seen Seinfeld knows about the SHRINKAGE

[FIGJAM]

I don't require a lake thank you very much!

[gyre]

Chrome grille =

Incredibly bad taste
Severe choking hazard

[knowmad]

Good lord! I've seen things that could use some shrinkage.
jezayin.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Someone cut up a body and sent a foot to the Conservative Party's HQ in Ottawa and a hand somewhere else. The latter parcel was intercepted at Canada Post after the foot had been delivered. It was apparently not addressed to the Conservative Party, but police aren't saying to whom it was addressed. The torso and some other parts were found in a suitcase in the trash in Montreal.

I blame the bath salts.

[gyre]

We haven't forgotten the canadian bus cannibal.

[illy dilly]

Fucking Canada

[gyre]

But, he was very polite about it all.

[illy dilly]

Cannibal: "Hello, is anyone sitting here?"
Victim: "Nope, all yours. Aye."
Cannibal: "Thank you"
.....10 Minutes later.....

Cannibal: "Can I ask you a question?"
Victim: "Go a-aed. Aye"
Cannibal: "Do you mind if I nibble on your arm?"

[catinthefunnyhat]

The bus guy didn't actually cannibalize anyone (that was a rumour that got picked up by the media). It's a terribly sad story. He was suffering from undiagnosed schizophrenia; he'd been hearing voices for 4 years, but hadn't sought help. He was seized by the notion that the guy beside him was an alien, and that he was on a mission from God to stop the alien invasion. He's on meds now and is not a threat as long as he stays on them. He'll probably remain locked up forever, regardless.

There's a transcript of an interview with him at the end of this article. It's quite heartbreaking.

Some say the RCMP should have killed you that night.
I should have been killed at that time. I still believe that. But I am thankful that the RCMP didn’t.

How do you feel about what you are reading in the newspapers?
I don’t read the papers because I don’t want to be reminded of what happened on the Greyhound bus because it was so bad and wrong.

Are you happy?
No.

Will you ever be happy?
No. I can never forget the Greyhound bus.

Any final words?
I would like to say to Tim McLean’s mother I am sorry for killing your son. I am sorry for the pain I have caused. I wished I could reduce that pain.

[gyre]

He took the guy's head off first.
But he was very careful not to disturb the other passengers.

Not such an easy thing to do quietly.

[gyre]

Really?
A rumour?

I shouldn't be surprized.


Still a relatively crazy thing to do.

[catinthefunnyhat]

But he was very careful not to disturb the other passengers.

That does put a particular Canadian spin on the story, doesn't it

Still a relatively crazy thing to do.

Oh, absolutely! And shocking. And very WTF-worthy! But also very sad.

The body-parts-in-the-mail story is probably sad on some level, too, but I don't know that side of the story yet (we don't even know who the victim was, or if there was a murder at all -- maybe it was a cadaver from a hospital?). All I know is that some really bizarre fucking shit has gone down, the kind of thing that you might expect in an over-the-top and totally unrealistic TV mystery show.

I think we are keeping up with American friends and their bath-salts-induced, face-eating weirdness. Only instead of eating people, we dismember them.

[knowmad]

ok Didn't know about this one.

[theCryptofishist]

Alexander II looks like he had more than a touch of male pattern baldness...
How does being blown up by an assassin change these things?

[knowmad]

Alexander II looks like he had more than a touch of male pattern baldness...
How does being blown up by an assassin change these things?

Well it will wreck hell with your social life.

[Jackass]

In keeping with the topic WTF, I seen this and said to myself WTF??

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Did management approve this? I Thought we were all PC and shit these days...

[illy dilly]

Alexander II looks like he had more than a touch of male pattern baldness...
How does being blown up by an assassin change these things?

Well it will wreck hell with your social life.

Though, it will stop the hemorrhoid pain.

[Ugly Dougly]

Fiber Array Package

(FAP)

[junglesmacks]

[wh..sh]

Rainbow Bus! I know you already think I am obsessed with these guys. But its situational.

[junglesmacks]

"Don't worry, it's not gay if you close your eyes.."

[wh..sh]

"It's not gay if your girlfriend joins you"