Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at all.

[Zhust]

Speaking of north, the shadow on a sundial moves clockwise in the northern hemisphere but counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere.

[Bob]

Wonder how many sundials there are in the southron hemisphere versus the northron.

[theCryptofishist]

If you are being chased by a crowd of hipsters, throw a can of pbr as far as you can in the other direction and make your escape when they mindlessly chase after it.

[catinthefunnyhat]

If you are being chased by a crowd of hipsters, throw a can of pbr as far as you can in the other direction and make your escape when they mindlessly chase after it.

Fishy, that tip does not qualify for this thread. It is applicable to a very specific set of circumstances, and it is potentially life-saving should those circumstances arise. Thus, it is clearly not pointless. In the future, please take proper care with the placement of your posts.

[theCryptofishist]

*slumps off*

[wh..sh]

And my friends, that's how a "post Nazi" is born.

[Zhust]

Every night there's about 23,500,000,000 cubic centimeters more penis in North America.

[gyre]

And my friends, that's how a "post Nazi" is born.

Post- what nazi?

Or the opposite of neo?

[theCryptofishist]

In a pinch, toothpaste makes a fine deodorant.

[Oldguy]

Toothpaste can also glue posters to your dorm wall, or fill nailholes in wall before painting walls. "freshman spackle"

[catinthefunnyhat]

If you have a particularly unsightly pimple -- red, angry, swollen -- a dab of toothpaste left on it overnight has wonderful anti-inflammatory properties. In the morning, all the redness and swelling will be gone. Don't overuse this trick, though; it'll dry out your skin.

[Ugly Dougly]

If you set fire to all the cash in your wallet, stuff a dirty sock in your mouth and hit yourself on the head with a hammer, you will awake feeling that you had a great night out drinking.

Try it!

[catinthefunnyhat]

If you don't have a casino in your city, convert your toilet into a slot machine by putting money into the bowl and flushing!

[Zhust]

For the gentlemen:

If you want your dog to give you blow jobs, try stuffing training rewards in your pee hole.

[oneeyeddick]

To achieve the best results, wipe from front to back.

[ranger magnum]

Its easier to get forgiveness than permission

[gyre]

It is better not to surprize a kgb agent.

Even with a camera.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Keep hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

[knowmad]

If you Say "Raise up lights!" Realy fast it sounds like "Razor blades" in an Australian ascent.

[Drawingablank]

If you say Gullible slowly - it sounds like Oranges.

[Savannah]

If you wrap your head in masking tape, hypnotherapists can't get in.

[ohCarie]

If a cop ASKS if he can search you that means he does NOT have the authority to do so.

[Sail Man]

And my friends, that's how a "post Nazi" is born.

[Sail Man]

plucked nose hairs can lodge in the brain



oh the horror of it all

[Captain Goddammit]

If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it.

[gyre]

plucked nose hairs can lodge in the brain



oh the horror of it all

Advice from a nose trimmer ad?
I now someone that got an ingrown or infected hair though.

Forensics photos do seem to support the "Keep your head inside the bus" warnings though.

[graidawg]

in an emergency beer does not make a good deodorant

[ranger magnum]

Crazy glue works wonders to close minor cuts

[knowmad]

Spend one hour of your day imagining a forest where you see concrete. It is worthless but a beter waste of an hr that bichin bout mankind and all.

[Bob]

Pave the playa, and chrome the moon.