DAMMIT BILL !!!

[knowmad]

Bumped, because I just saw Justin Bieber in the Fuck! thread.

Please tell me he was a bottom...

[oneeyeddick]

Dammitt Bill!!

Why do all trucking jobs share the common trait of having to cover your ass because no one else will regardless of what is said?

[Elorrum]

DAMMIT BILL!
Ack... I still haven't done any wrapping of presents. I'm expected at my sisters "in the morning."
This part I hate. the binge purge of stuff, and needing or feeling the need to load more on the pile of gifts. this ain't it is it? I get lists of what people want, and wonder if I spent enough. ENOUGH. really. consider how it works on the playa. pure gifting. think of how people smile. This seasonal regurgitation just causes, oh, meager yawns of recognition that something was given.

so I almost wish I had some of goathead's magic, or the reindeer pyre. I could call them all out to the backyard, and blow it all up, or immolate it somehow. It would be a hell of a lot more fun, and probably worth it as well. give everyone a package to throw into the inferno. OH I'd love a new tradition and get rid of this reckless vomiting up of my hard earned wages to faces of mixed confusion, when my sister suggests, "they'd really prefer you just gave them visa gift cards." Fuck 'em. It's supposed to be good for me too isn't it?

Dammit, Bill, why this wrapping crap... I can't find the paper. I'm not any good at it. I think I'll re-purpose some grocery bags. good paper.

we got hula dashboard dancers, we got yer led blinky candle, we got yer purple pajamas, yer wind up slidy dancing robot, gekko surgery game, silly magnets, come on... I know they aren't going to ever get that stuff for themselves.

[ygmir]

DAMMIT BILL!
Ack... I still haven't done any wrapping of presents. I'm expected at my sisters "in the morning."
This part I hate. the binge purge of stuff, and needing or feeling the need to load more on the pile of gifts. this ain't it is it? I get lists of what people want, and wonder if I spent enough. ENOUGH. really. consider how it works on the playa. pure gifting. think of how people smile. This seasonal regurgitation just causes, oh, meager yawns of recognition that something was given.

so I almost wish I had some of goathead's magic, or the reindeer pyre. I could call them all out to the backyard, and blow it all up, or immolate it somehow. It would be a hell of a lot more fun, and probably worth it as well. give everyone a package to throw into the inferno. OH I'd love a new tradition and get rid of this reckless vomiting up of my hard earned wages to faces of mixed confusion, when my sister suggests, "they'd really prefer you just gave them visa gift cards." Fuck 'em. It's supposed to be good for me too isn't it?

Dammit, Bill, why this wrapping crap... I can't find the paper. I'm not any good at it. I think I'll re-purpose some grocery bags. good paper.

we got hula dashboard dancers, we got yer led blinky candle, we got yer purple pajamas, yer wind up slidy dancing robot, gekko surgery game, silly magnets, come on... I know they aren't going to ever get that stuff for themselves.

i'm still using the wonderful cabinet magnetic turning on light I got at TTITD this year.........

[Elorrum]

i'm still using the wonderful cabinet magnetic turning on light I got at TTITD this year.........

and I found a "not locally dusty" dusty box in my garage on Saturday with some lights and a bunch 'o' batteries, just when I needed those coin batteries.
Dammit Bill, I thought I could be Grinchy, but it didn't last.

[unjonharley]

Dammit Bill, The floor get farther away each year..

Got down to look under the sink and couldn't get off the floor.
What a struggle.. Use it or lose it huh? So this week I have practiced up and down.. Ten times in a set.. Dammit Bill, I didn't know it took that many muscles to do that.. Now even my hair hurts..

[Ugly Dougly]

I am so tired of some people's bullshit.

[TT120]

My name is Bill so I have to blame myself for everything.

[Ugly Dougly]

My name is Bill so I have to blame myself for everything.

Thank you for volunteering, damn you.

[AntiM]

Dammit Bill, I just hate the fucking world today.

[Elorrum]

Dammit Bill!
I had to wrap up a present today, and remembered I had a roll from the dollar store of silver plastic wrap I bought for Christmas but did not use. Turns out it is not silver plastic, but CLEAR plastic. What the damn point is there to CLEAR wrapping paper?!?!?!
Bill?!

[FIGJAM]

Fruit basket?

Damn it bill, where did I put my bow?

[Elorrum]

Fruit basket?

Damn it bill, where did I put my bow?

Fruit basket. Oh, o.k. You are good.

[FIGJAM]

Damn it Bill, the doc just removed a cyst from between my shoulders (you know that spot you cant reach to scratch) and I,m gonna have to create something to change the dressings.

My doc is 80yr. old from India and I like that he has 50yrs. experience.

The cyst was as big as the end of your little finger down to the first joint.

Awaiting biopsy!

[MyDearFriend]

Damn it Bill, the doc just removed a cyst from between my shoulders (you know that spot you cant reach to scratch) and I,m gonna have to create something to change the dressings.

Dammit Bill we call that a "friend." You make good ones of those, Figjam.

*crossing fingers for the biopsy report*

[MyDearFriend]

Dammit Bill what was this doing on Page 2?!?!?!???

And dammit Figgy can we assume that no news is good news and that the hole between your shoulder blades has healed up no problem???

[tamarakay]

Dammit Bill, SUNSCREEN! It is very important. Years of working outside and kendoll is having to go to the dermatologist every three months. Had another turn up positive in the biopsy last week, gets the rest of the surrounding area cut out tomorrow morning. This one on his face, just in front of his ear.
http://www.skincancer.org/skin-cancer-information/basal-cell-carcinoma

[delle]

Well poo, TK.

Dammit Bill. Why'd something so nice have to be so damned bad for you?????

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit, Bill! I have this annoying new habit of clenching/flexing my arms so tightly in my sleep that my elbows actually ache in the morning. Bill makes me do it.

[tamarakay]

Well Damnit Bill

Ken had that same issue with Bill and started wearing these at night http://www.hightidehealth.com/fla-gel-band-arm-band.html?size=Universal+&color=Beige&gclid=CN731Z64za8CFQUHnQodRWPrZg

Ran Bill right off.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well Damnit Bill

Ken had that same issue with Bill and started wearing these at night http://www.hightidehealth.com/fla-gel-band-arm-band.html?size=Universal+&color=Beige&gclid=CN731Z64za8CFQUHnQodRWPrZg

Ran Bill right off.

Thanks, TK! Dammit Bill, I'm a get rid of you now!

[Ugly Dougly]

Dammit, Bill! I have this annoying new habit of clenching/flexing my arms so tightly in my sleep that my elbows actually ache in the morning. Bill makes me do it.

You must be building up some fine muscles with that, Cat. Maybe you could do a regular workout before bed, and your arms would be too pooped to give you any more trouble?

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit, Bill! I have this annoying new habit of clenching/flexing my arms so tightly in my sleep that my elbows actually ache in the morning. Bill makes me do it.

You must be building up some fine muscles with that, Cat. Maybe you could do a regular workout before bed, and your arms would be too pooped to give you any more trouble?

Actually, this started after I began going to the gym and doing weights. Until recently, I never had any muscles in my arms to speak of. (Well, I could... say..... lift a glass of gin... but I was far from strong). I started doing weights about 7 months ago, and the weird arm-flexing-clenching thing started a few months after that. So, somehow, I think it's my body's response to having these weird new muscles, or to the new exercise routine, or something... It's very strange.

Or maybe it's just one of the wonders of middle age.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit, Bill! It's snowing!

[FIGJAM]

Dammit Bill! It was 103 yesterday!!!!!

[Ugly Dougly]

I found a splinter in the tip of my thumb. It didn't hurt, but I am bored enough that talking it out would brighten up my little day.
I worked on it some, then reached in my pocket to get my Swiss knife, with the tweezers on it. But by the time I got the tweezers out, the splinter had worked its way out on its own.
DAMNIT BILL!!!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit Bill!

When I Bill packed my gym bag this morning, I Bill forgot to include an exercise bra. Didn't realize until I got there, of course. So I've had to walk all the way home and will have to walk all the way back there again. It's not far (15 min each way), but far enough that it makes a dent in my schedule.

(Huzzah! I outsmarted myself Bill. Knowing thatI Bill would turn this an excuse to waste the morning on here, I left my stuff in a locker there, so I have to go back).

DAMMIT BILL WHY DO YOU NEVER PACK MY BAG RIGHT!

[Ugly Dougly]

Maybe Bob wanted to see you bounce, damnit. Bob's such a goddamn sleaze bag, don't you know.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Thanks, Dougly

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dammit Bill! I ate all those vegetables like you told me to, and now I am suffering from digestive insult, and I can't even leave the damn apartment, for fear of an "accident."