"East Bay" means either Alameda (Oakland, Berkeley, Emeryville, Fremont, Hayward, etc.) or Contra Costa (Concord, Walnut Creek, Richmond, etc.) County in California. Near San Francisco.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.