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Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby scotto » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:00 am

For Immediate Release - April 1, 2012

The Last Burn - The Man Will Stand Forever

http://www.thelastburn.com

Playa Protective Services - Your Safety is NOT Third

http://www.playaprotectiveservices.com

BRC Dry Cleaning - We Get the Dust Out

http://www.brcdrycleaning.com

Camp Carnivore - Meet to Meat

http://www.campcarnivore.com

Larry's Witnesses - Burn the Word

http://www.larryswitnesses.com

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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby BBadger » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:49 am

Are you spamming us with your BM-subject website portfolio?
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:46 am

Hilarious, love the Larry's Witnesses page.
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:45 am

Sooooo Polyparadise will not be on playa in 2013?

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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby ygmir » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:14 am

"we're off to see the Wizard................."........
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby AntiM » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:01 pm

BBadger wrote:Are you spamming us with your BM-subject website portfolio?


Psssst ..... foolish, foolish spam.
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby Sail Man » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:36 pm

Always something interesting on eplaya on April 1st :P
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby Eric » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:38 pm

Love the Larry's Witnesses, but, damn, those quotes made my head hurt. Now I remember why I don't listen to his speeches...
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby Shambala » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:04 pm

I thought is was an April Fools joke, but I gave him my credit card and signed up for everything. I think they're based in Nigeria.
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby BBadger » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:23 pm

Mah bad.
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:52 pm

Eric wrote:Love the Larry's Witnesses, but, damn, those quotes made my head hurt. Now I remember why I don't listen to his speeches...


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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:59 pm

I'm always remembering the sort of thing I used to say in my college years...
Which probably explains why I don't think much of his prose.
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Re: Burning Man Services - 2012

Postby ygmir » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:36 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I'm always remembering the sort of thing I used to say in my college years...
Which probably explains why I don't think much of his prose.


makes me wish I had gone to college.......I can't say stuff like that.
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