What was the question again?? Bacon.
What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by Rice » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:26 pm
What was the question again?? Bacon.
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by tamarakay » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:55 pm
Ugly Dougly wrote:Smoked salmon and avocado, with some mayonaise and garlic powder.
Bacon and tomato is optional.
oh well crap. now i have to go back to the store.
I get truffle salt. It's sea salt with a bit of truffle shaved into it. Oh my goodness gracious. Fabulous stuff and you will never eat regular salt again.
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by moonrise » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:00 pm
greeeaat TK, just when I was getting accustomed to not having truffle oil (damned expensive) I read truffle salt. *runs off to store too* 
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by jkisha » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:07 pm
This reminds me of the guy that walks into a diner and orders BLT CUNT.
Of course the waitress is offended and the guy explains "Bacon , Lettuce and Tomato sandwich, Cut Up Not Toasted"
The waitress returns with a disgustingly soggy sandwhich and the guy asks "what the hell is this?"
To which the waitress replies BLT SHIT.
Which of course offends the guy, so the waitress explains
"Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich, Shoulda Had It Toasted"
Ba dump. Bump.
OK you can stop groaning now.
Of course the waitress is offended and the guy explains "Bacon , Lettuce and Tomato sandwich, Cut Up Not Toasted"
The waitress returns with a disgustingly soggy sandwhich and the guy asks "what the hell is this?"
To which the waitress replies BLT SHIT.
Which of course offends the guy, so the waitress explains
"Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich, Shoulda Had It Toasted"
Ba dump. Bump.
OK you can stop groaning now.
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:39 pm
I don't know if I'll stop groaning until I've hunted you down and made you eat mud...
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by jkisha » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:16 pm
theCryptofishist wrote:I don't know if I'll stop groaning until I've hunted you down and made you eat mud...
LOL that struck me so funny. But then John's doing a weekend at Esalin and I'm home alone and I've been drinking wine all night.
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by ygmir » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:23 pm
theCryptofishist wrote:I don't know if I'll stop groaning until I've hunted you down and made you eat mud...
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by Sail Man » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:29 pm
ygmir wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:I don't know if I'll stop groaning until I've hunted you down and made you eat mud...
I prefer the women myself
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by moonrise » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:33 pm
Oh yea, instead of mayo (barf!) try Dijon mustard and olive oil mixed together and a fuckton of BACNON of course....
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by Ratty » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:28 am
jkisha wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:I don't know if I'll stop groaning until I've hunted you down and made you eat mud...
LOL that struck me so funny. But then John's doing a weekend at Esalin and I'm home alone and I've been drinking wine all night.
Jkisha, Wow. Now that brings back some great memories. Esalin at 2am. The bars close. A quick drive on a crooked road in the dark. Drunk. Locals get in free. Tourists are $2 but they don't know to come so it's moot. On a covered cliff overlooking the waves, (that were nicely lit with spots). Communal hot tubs, Big claw foot tubs and massage tables. Oh to be young and careless.
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by chakrakhan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:54 am
BACON Legs and Tits....Duh!
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Re: What are the two most important ingredients in a BLT?
by felony » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:26 pm
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