Which, oddly enough, reminds me of that one time at Burning Man...
My first year at TTITD (2007), I walked across town to find a drag-queen jeopardy game, supposedly already in progress. I never found it, but I did meet a queen wandering in more or less the same direction as I. As we ambled along she spent the better part of two blocks negotiating an exchange: She would gift me the best oral sex I had ever had in my life *if* I would be willing to gift her twenty-five bucks. For my part, I made every effort to explain the concept of "gifting" - that the gift was given freely, solely for the pleasure of giving the gift, with no expectation of reciprocation... After a while she gave up and left, but promised to pray for my miserly soul.
Good thing I was a recent convert and held fast to the iron rod of the Ten Principles...or I might have lost the bar's ice money...
