BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

[Simon of the Playa]

Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Go to Burning Man

1. The Dust is Radioactive.

2. The DPW is allowed 13 kills per year, do you want to be a statistic?

3. All Straight Men have to suck off a Greeter upon Arrival.

4. All Lesbians have to suck off a Greeter upon Arrival.

5. All Gay Men are NOT allowed to suck off any Greeters at Any Time.

6. Burning Man is run by Nazi's, Space Nazi's to be exact.

7. There WILL be Kool-Aid this year, and it's fucking MANDATORY.

8. ALL PARTICIPANTS will be chipped for their safety....read the back of the ticket, asshole.

9. Larry IS a shape-shifting vampire.

10. ALL HIPPIES WILL BE SHOWERED AND THEIR HAIR CUT BEFORE ENTERING NO EXCEPTIONS.





BURNING MAN SUCKS, IT IS A SHITTY "BUCKET LIST" ITEM, DON'T KID YOURSELVES, YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS BEFORE YOU DIE.


11....IT IS A GODDAMN CULT, AND WE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!

[TT120]

Sounds like it's good to be a greeter then......

[piehole]

What a poignant list of truths, well I don't think I need any more convincing, I'm canceling my card as we post

[pinemom]

Shit! I'll take the micro chip! then I wont have to worry about getting the damn ticket after that...RIGHT?

[unjonharley]

Sounds like it's good to be a greeter then......

Not me.. I don't know where that mouth has been...

[ygmir]

Sounds like it's good to be a greeter then......

Not me.. I don't know where that mouth has been...

don't sweat the little stuff, UJH.

[unjonharley]

Sounds like it's good to be a greeter then......

Not me.. I don't know where that mouth has been...

don't sweat the little stuff, UJH.

You told me you wouldn't tell...

[Monkeypoo]

I believe they already microchipped me...

*scratches back of neck*

[tattoogoddess]

9. Larry IS a shape-shifting vampire.

Wait I thought He was a reptilian?

[Simon of the Playa]

12.THE INDIAN TACOS ARE MADE FROM REAL INDIANS!!!!

[graidawg]

dammit i didnt have an indian taco last time. do you think there will be any indians left by this time next year?

[burner von braun]

13. Afterward, you'll just go home, quit your job, and go live under a bridge like the rest of us.

[Elorrum]

lottery for spaces under the bridge starts in September. You sign on for the whole fucking deal. Don't go.

[Simon of the Playa]

you guys got a BRIDGE?


wtf?


i am so starting a thread to complain about this.

[AntiM]

lottery for spaces under the bridge starts in September. You sign on for the whole fucking deal. Don't go.

I had that dream last week. Hippies kept moving my stuff.

[wh..sh]

"Pretty people get preferential treatment"

Is this not on the back of the ticket this year? wtf!

[Nipple]

Yea... I was hoping to use my girlfriend as a pretty "battering ram" to get into things.

[jella]

I believe they already microchipped me...

*scratches back of neck*

that's what that is ??

It does explain the dreams

[ygmir]

Yea... I was hoping to use my girlfriend as a pretty "battering ram" to get into things.

RIght there!! This, is why I love it here. A land of opportunity!

[FIGJAM]

Yeah, but on your doors it would sound like gentle knocking.

[remi]

Sounds like it's good to be a greeter then......

Not me.. I don't know where that mouth has been...

don't sweat the little stuff, UJH.

As my father in law says, don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things!

[theCryptofishist]

As a confirmed gastrophile, I say we want Buttering Rams!

[ygmir]

As a confirmed gastrophile, I say we want Buttering Rams!

oh, really Paul? (as played by Marlon Brando)

[theCryptofishist]

Dang, I forgot about that movie...

Not that I wasn't aware that "buttering rams" were a sketchy proposition at best...

Should I have said "sticky proposition"?

[ygmir]

Dang, I forgot about that movie...

Not that I wasn't aware that "buttering rams" were a sketchy proposition at best...

Should I have said "sticky proposition"?

wherever you were to go with that, Fishy, your understated humor is always wonderful.

[lemur]

I fully endorse this film about greasy poles.. each and every volume is filled with amazing insight.

[theCryptofishist]

For a moment there, I was afraid that you were talking about Lech Walesa's freak accident at the bacon cook-off.

[ygmir]

For a moment there, I was afraid that you were talking about Lech Walesa's freak accident at the bacon cook-off.

you mean when he and Putin were having a "cook off"?

[Simon of the Playa]

14. IF YOU HAVE ASTHMA, HEART PROBLEMS, PSYCHIATRIC OR EMOTIONAL ISSUES, RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS OR DRUG AND ALCOHOL ADDICTIONS YOU MIGHT DIE!

!5. YOU MIGHT DIE ANYWAY!!!!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

16. YOUR CATS MIGHT DIE WHILE YOU'RE GONE.