Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at all.

[gyre]

There are two surfaces where you stop better without ABS.
That's why you can turn it off.


High nperformance dry weather tires brake better in the rain than "all weather" tires.



If you don't know where the front end of your whatever is within a foot, you should be off the road until you learn.
Stopping short at intersections puts everyone at risk, and will get you a big dent in the rear of your car.

The worst offenders I see, have already been hit before.

I actually passed someone that was stopped and pulled in front of them, there was that much space.
sometimes I can't tell if people can't drive or have broken down.

[knowmad]

Next time you go to an Christmass eve service in church. use a fake name...

[unjonharley]

Next time you go to an Christmass eve service in church. use a fake name...

If it's a Xmas mass, Tell 'em your Martin Luther

[ygmir]

Next time you go to an Christmass eve service in church. use a fake name...

If it's a Xmas mass, Tell 'em your Martin Luther

or malcolm

[gyre]

Who is Malcolm Luther?

[theCryptofishist]

Just because you have 4 wheel drive doesn't mean you are gonna stop faster in any circumstance.

Or that you can get through that swamp wetland just ahead.

[theCryptofishist]

Occasionally taking your headphones and putting them on the other way (180 degrees rotation), helps them keep that "deep sound feeling" that is so important to your auditory experience.

[ygmir]

will that work with bicycle seats?

[AntiM]

will that work with bicycle seats?

Or dildos?

[teardropper]

Maybe not so Pointless Tip:

4 wheel drive will get you stuck in a more inaccessible place.

[Bob]

will that work with bicycle seats?

Or dildos?

There's a difference?

[ygmir]

will that work with bicycle seats?

Or dildos?

There's a difference?

remove the first, and you get the second.

[graidawg]

Occasionally taking your headphones and putting them on the other way (180 degrees rotation), helps them keep that "deep sound feeling" that is so important to your auditory experience.

not for me. i dont get stereo.

[theCryptofishist]

Well, I hope you don't get mono, either.

[ygmir]

Well, I hope you don't get mono, either.

snort****

[lucky420]

Always use a pot holder when taking something hot out of the oven. Don't be stupid, it hurts!

[jella]

That usually follows don't eat the brownies then bake another batch

[Foxfur]

Used diapers don't make good handwarmers.

[gyre]

That usually follows don't eat the brownies then bake another batch

The first batch of meth never explodes.

[knowmad]

you can't out run a Cop's Radio. but here's abroadband radio jammer.

[ragabashpup]

Who is Malcolm Luther?

Man who started the Protestant church. He also translated the bible from Latin into English.

[gyre]

Isn't Malcom Luther the rapper?


Maybe Martin Luther's hipper urban cousin?

[ragabashpup]

Wow I didn't read that correctly at all. My brain filled in the first name with Martin instead of Malcom...I feel a little brain damaged currently.

[ygmir]

Malcolm, is the 2nd of the 3 Luther boys.

[trilobyte]

Your batteries will last longer if you put them in the fridge.

Mind you, the fridge doesn't use batteries, and who wants to climb into the fridge to listen to the radio...

[illy dilly]

If you going to shave you head for Burning Man, do it early enough to give your scalp time to tan.

[gyre]

No one is sure how gravity works.

We cling to a surface moving on three planes at once at ferocious speed.

If you panic, you may fall off.

[AntiM]

Socks do not double as condoms.

[theCryptofishist]

Condoms double as sock puppets.

(And having realized that, suddenly a whole lot of stuff on this board makes sense...)

[tattoogoddess]

Tan a month or two Prior to BM if you look like casper like me.