APOKILIPTIKA 2012

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Denziens of Black Rock, Citizens of Terminal City, Loyal Comrades... we send thermonuclear mirv'd GREETINGS!

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It is our pleasure to formally announce the return of the Glorious Socio-militaristic gulag known as APOKILIPTIKA, for its 8th Year of the Never-Ending campaign to bring the world to it's knees... and beyond.

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We are expecting a return to the all-encompassing empire that will remain a threat to the stability of the false security that Black Rock City has brought you to believe...

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We have evil plans, designs of doom, and many new and exciting means of torture, er, production, er, interactivity planned for this year.

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Our crews are chomping at the bit, to put U, in GULAG

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The Kantina will return for it's 8th year on playa - returning to it's former excellence as the center for whispers, espionage, and Detente. Truth and Propoganda will flow as freely as icy cold PBR & Frozen Vodka. The People's Moviehouse # 43 will be showing approved educational and propoganda movies, for your entertainment and re-education.

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And our organ for proadcasting the Truth, 99.9 WTF will ALSO return to the Playa Airwaves, spreading the message of fear and domination across the city.

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We will be keeping the populus informed via our usual channels... remember, komrade, you cannot escape!

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More will be revealed - soon - at our general news and dis-information site, http://www.apokiliptika.com.

[Ugly Dougly]

I am prepared for our inevitable doom.

[EspressoDude]

if BBSue is in charge and running things, we are so F'n DOOMED


if not in fact, certainly by proaganda

[Roberto Dobbisano]

not MY little pony, The PEOPLES little pony.

[theCryptofishist]

Roberto (you italian partisan, you)
You know how to find the most apropos images.
(however, I am not doing any more sparkleponies...)

[H.G.Crosby]

something a little more traditional, perhaps.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

(however, I am not doing any more sparkleponies...)

Komrade CFishy...

So prisoner DID to tell truth before "expiration" of rumors you are becoming Dark Horse candidate, perhaps?? heh heh heh...

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Will you be joining us for doom in SF? We shall to reserve shotglass, perhaps? Or just shotgun?

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[Ugly Dougly]

Glances about frantically for an escape route...

[Bay Bridge Sue]

Komrade... there IS no escape, excpet blissful escape of full confession under torture and subsequent termination. Is fortunate next year for you we will to continue tradion of providing...

2005 - Water boarding...

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2008 - Boobie Boarding...

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2012 - Dust Boarding.

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So you shall not to worry... Your doom is to be safe... with US.

[unjonharley]

(however, I am not doing any more sparkleponies...)

You did a sparklepony

[hookahdude]

Recently leaked photo of Apokiliptika Guard Dog-


Authorites are seeking individuals for questioning for suspected "doping".

[Bay Bridge Sue]

We have sent message to "Misha", coordinator of Apokiliptik Animal Assassins, Antagonists, and Assistants...



She says as soon as she is done in eating, er, meeting with "that mouse" from BDC&WB, she will be happy to meet with IOC (Intentionally Overbuff Canine) inspectors regarding this heinous and unfounded accusation... and has offered them snack while they wait.

[Sail Man]

This is making The Outer Limits seem like a childrens show. I must begin preparing my NBC gear. Now!

[Bay Bridge Sue]

We are working on remedy of need for NBCR protective gear, komrade...

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[Simon of the Playa]

[Minister of State]

The office of the Ministry of State

Supreme Encompassing Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Sub-ministry of Entertainment, Exorcism, and Exfoliation
Division of Propoganda and Subliminalities
Office of Chemical Inducement, Inspirational Music, and Fear
Diplomatic communiqué unit 260k4c9

719th FLOOR, NW TOWER
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER COMPLEX
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.

OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF SUB-PUBLIC COMMINIQUE:

Message to - Simon of Playa... From Apokiliptika Politburo... Re doom

Komrade,

Your latest gift to stalwart Apokiliptik fores have to been noticed at Highest Apokiliptik levels.

We may have to include on WTF playlist of year of last, er, next... Is classic, thank to you for link.

Our Chief of Apokistapo also sends following addendum:

For generous donation, we shall to gift you 3 clandestine information points, and bump up interrogation 26 slots, as we now know you know more.

Have nervous anticipation,
Politburo Member #4
Ministry of State.
OFFICE OF CHEMICAL INDUCEMENT, INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC, AND FEAR
SUPREME DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA [/size][/b]




YOUR DOOM ASSURED
YOUR CONFESSION IS IMMINENT
THE ONLY THING TO FEAR
IS YOUR OPENED MIND.

SPREAD THE ANNHILIATION.

WE ARE WATCHING YOU



FORM PBC-7c-34-HG2/YB (SP11-01)
Previous editions to be boiled in Oil, Used, Contaminated, then strained through Asbestos Cloth and Force-fed to Interrogees .

[Matrushka]

KOMRADES!

WE HAVE RECEIVED FOLLOWING THREAT UPON OUR VERY BORDERS:

Finally, if the Brigade can swell to an appropriate size, I have the full intention of declaring open war on Apokiliptika and over-running Terminal City.

Did I fail to mention that before?

The Kernul has fled to the Mists... Apok is in disarray.

IT SEEMS THAT THIS "MOOP NAZI" HAS DECIDED THAT WE, THE LOYAL AND UNBREAKABLE KOMRADES-AT-ARMS, ARE IN STATE OF "DISARRAY"... WHILE TRUTH OF MATTER IS FIERCE FIGHTING LEGIONS OF APOKILIPTIKAN SFSR GROW STRONGER AND MORE STALWART WITH EACH PASSING DAY, READY TO REPEL THOSE WHO HAVE AIMS OF ILL UPON PEOPLE OF OURS.

WE CANNOT STAND TO IDLE BY WHILE SUCH DECLATORY MOOP IS CAST UPON OUR HOLY PLAYA DUST. IT IS WELL KNOWN APOKILIPTIKA WILL STAND NYET FOR EVEN >.0001 mm OF MOOP LEFT THEREUPON HOLY APOKILIPTIK TERRITORY, AND THAT SHOULD "MOOP NAZI" BAND WITH US, A GLORIOUS AND WONDEROUS CAMPAIGN UPON THE MAYAN YEAR OF LAST SHALL ENSUE WITH KOMRADES ALIGNED IN COERCIVE PURPOSE.

HOWEVER LET THIS BE KNOWN - SHOULD "MOOP NAZI" ALIGN FORCES AGAINST US, IN OUR WAR UPON PLAYA, HIS DENZIENS SHALL TO KNOW FEAR AND LOATHING THE LIKES OF WHICH ONLY HIS HAT HAS HERETOFORE KNOWN.

WE OFFER THIS LEAFLESS, BARKLESS SEALED IN EPOXY RESIN OLIVE BRANCH OF PEACE, SOLIDARITY, AND FRIENDSHIP THIS ONE TIME TO "MOOP NAZI" AND HIS FOLLOWERS, TO JOIN US IN OUR COMMON BATTLE FOR GOOD OF ALL BLACK ROCK CITY. WE SHALL SEE IF HE ACCEPTS IT HOLDING CLOSE TO HEART, ENSHRINING IT FOR FUTURE CONDEMNED, OR IF LIKE FEATHER CASTS THIS BRANCH UPON THE PRISTENE AND SACRED SOIL OF PLAYA.

SIGNED IN PERSON THIS 29TH DAY SUBSEQUENT TO COMPLETION OF CAMPAIGN YEAR 7

CHANCELLOR MARSALL MATRUSHKA, CURRENT FIST OF DOOM, OFFENDOR OF OPRESSORS, CONDEMNOR OF CONSCRIPTED, MANACLE OF MAYHEM, AND MASSACRIST OF MOOPISTS, ETC. ETC. ETC., APOKILIPTIKA S.F.S.R AND OPRESSED TERRITORIES

[theCryptofishist]

Okay, so who's getting what parts of Camp Polonia again?

[Savannah]

I can see that I will have to visit Apokiliptika longer next year, and this time, properly overdressed.

[MyDearFriend]

I can see that I will have to visit Apokiliptika longer next year, and this time, properly overdressed.

Complete with feathered tiara and loosely-spangled shoes, perhaps?

[MOOP_Nazi]

Complete with feathered tiara and loosely-spangled shoes, perhaps?

No more evidence is needed.

Apokiliptika shall be razed.

Have an Uber day.

[Bay Bridge Sue]

For one who claims to eradicate and be anti-moop...

Another APOKILIPRAVDA EXPOSÉ™...

(Brought to you by Polonium Krispies, a phine-al Breakfast meal by your friends at Apokiliptika Phine Phoods...)

Dateline: BLACK ROCK CITY, NV

Our Senior Investigative Reporter, A.A. Bear, uncovered some shocking evidence to the true moopiness of one self-styled "Moop Nazi"...

Not 24 hours in past, our glorious new Chancellor extended the branch of ash to certain ones representing themselves as "Moop Nazi", claiming to, and we somewhat quote, "Eradicate all moop and moopers from face of Playa". Said branch was presented with much fanfare and jubulitaion by assembled masses:

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While we applauded this anti-moop attatude as an attitude shared and always held by loyal and true Apokiliptik Denziens, thoroughly indoctrinated and brainwashed to the true Killbuckian Enlightenment, various and sundry members of Apokistapo Agents felt there was something suspect of one who comes from nowhere to claim such a forthright and upstanding attitude.

On confession of no less than 12 newly terminated citizens, we discovered that this person, while claiming to be of pure Anti-moop bloodline, has a dark and foreboding secret - one so shocking this reporter can to not put into words. Witness photograph of otherwise pristine playa surface... where loving gift presented to Moop-Nazi just last day is now to be found:

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Words escape this reporter as if were prisoners in Kazakstani Gulag, to see such blatant moop on playa, contrary to message of anti-moop...

This is WARNING to fine Black Rock Citizens: BEWARE of those with sweet promise of moop-free playa, when EVIDENCE is to say otherwise.

©CY7, Apokiliptika Press

[Savannah]

I can see that I will have to visit Apokiliptika longer next year, and this time, properly overdressed.

Complete with feathered tiara and loosely-spangled shoes, perhaps?

Only if I want a proper flogging. Alas, no.

I have a formal dutch(?) military jacket that's crying out to be worn inappropriately. Among other things.

[MOOP_Nazi]

Citizens of Apokiliptika,

The propaganda apparatus of your once great empire is a shade of its glorious past. The truth of the matter is shocking beyond comprehension:

The branch pictured is, in truth, not from an olive tree. It is, in fact, ash.

With some trepidation my staff and I made our way to what was supposed to be a clandestine and unknown location only to discover a stadium had been contructed on the playa! In addition, hundreds of mindless zombie drones were assembled in formation facing a raised dias.

Unpurturbed my small party, consisting of my Minister of Defense, Minister of Offense, Minister of the Trash Fence, and myself approached. Upon reaching the foot of this overinflated spectacle it became apparent to us that the so-called "Chancellor" and his party were nothing more than cardboard cut-outs!!! Fearing a trap, we immediately took flight.

(Please take note - the following images may be shockling to look at, but even more shocking is that they were recovered from the body of an Apokiliptika photographer we, um, found.)

At this moment, the wretched, cowardly, traitorous Apokiliptikan High Command unleasehed their nefarious ambush upon us!



Our squadrons of air support were barely enough to allow me to escape with my life!!
I regretfully must inform you all that the Ministers who attended this "Peace Summit" were killed in a most horrific manner! (With their kittens!!!)

On the distant hill where I located the photographers body, I watched in stunned awe of the the true MOOP clean-up procedures of the Apokilpitikans!

The attack had left too much evidence you see - an ocean of MOOP!



You can clearly see the symbol they so proudly bear still standing amidst the destruction!

But the worse was yet to come! To my HORROR, they revealed the true secret to leaving their Camp Location "MOOP Free"!!!!



There you have it! Citizens of the once proud Apokiliptika, is this what your "Chancellor" has promised you?!? All people - the DOOMED and the SOON-TO-BE-DOOMED - I call you now to rise up and make like your brothers and sisters in various cities across this nation who started on Wall Street and

OCCUPY CAMP APOKILIPTIKA!!!!!

[snake]

EEK! strategize......strategize.....
take a big purifying breath and mobilize.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

APOKILIPTIKAGRAD.

[World Power Foundation]

Apokiliptika: We are gratified by your merciless subjugation of playacrats. Please continue your Good Works.

[Simon of the Playa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... bsbyL8BX8#!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

like an elephant inside the room...


or a mouse.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh great, Simon, now I have to worry about whether or not I should tear my eyes out.