HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

[graidawg]

ok as 2014 will be my virgin burn (honest) i feel i should express my entitlement to a ticket now. the universe has shown me a glimpse of the divine and its my spiritual duty duty to attend as 2012 and 13 were so lame i need to go with my team of crack ninja/pirate djs and reinspire the love and wholeness of burning Man. plus i will kill 100 hippies for each gifted ticket therby freeing at least one person from perimeter duty.
plu i will be building a unique nd totally original theme camp called apoklyptic barbie teminal city and wine bistro and gifting free plastic necklaces pre-mooped. i will also build a giant man temple which will burn every night for the entire week.
also i will move christmas and all major holidays to the last week of august so its extra cool.
will it help if say please and i got a 2009 ticket gifted next year which was awesome

oh yea namaste or whatever it was they said in 2015

[International Incident]

plus i will kill 100 hippies for each gifted ticket therby freeing at least one person from perimeter duty.

fuck yeah.

But what about your raw food talents? The playa should not be Deprived of them .

[maryanimal]

I heard Larry Harvey doesn't have a ticket.

I bought extra tickets. I have one Larry can have...let me get my scalpel out! hehehe

[ygmir]

plus i will kill 100 hippies for each gifted ticket therby freeing at least one person from perimeter duty.

fuck yeah.

But what about your raw food talents? The playa should not be Deprived of them .

then what will we chase?
Canadians are no fun, they're so polite.

[graidawg]

chase me! lol

[ygmir]

chase me! lol

I can see it now: