HELP!!! I Need a ticket for Burning Man 2012!!!

[idenchasy]

Just thought I'd get the jump on everyone.

[TT120]

LOL. I was going to do the same thing.

[idenchasy]

Yes, but I'll be my sob story is WAY better than yours! LOL

[Shambala]

I had my ticket for 2012 stolen already, and I can't afford to replace it. If someone gifts me a ticket, I promise to help them set up their camp and even wash the playa dust off their feet.

[idenchasy]

Pfft. Minor league, Shambala...

EYE will not only help you set up your theme camp, but will also (borrowing from 2011 ticket posts):

1. Suck cock/pussy.

2. Drive my benefactor up and back in a plush RV.

3. Give double face value.

4. Bring peace and stability to the galaxy.

5. Build the Man.

AND my story is that my tickets will be stolen/lost and therefore my theme camp won't be able to happen, my famous DJ will not be able to show up, and my art car won't be able to cruise handicapped Burners around all week.

So there!

[theCryptofishist]

The run on 2012 tickets has been so fast that we are almost half out of 2013 tickets already.

[idenchasy]

People are camped out in Gerlach hoping for a miracle already.

[BBadger]

This is entirely the fault of the scalpers you know.

[AntiM]

2012 was better last year.

[idenchasy]

True, but 2011 will be better next year. 2012 was too commercial.

[ranger magnum]

i have a spare one from 2008 you can have....

glad we got a chance to see one another. i have some crazy stories about the trip home!

[junglesmacks]

Is Bassnectar playing in 2012?

[idenchasy]

If Bassnectar isn't playing I'm not going. Do any of you have space in your RV's for me? I can buy groceries there, right?

Ranger Magnum, do share your stories!

[C.f.M.]

I love being an elite Real Burner, I got my 2012 at the Daft Punk show, Saturday after the burn at First Camp. They were passing them out like candy necklaces. Which is the only thing Larry was wearing.

[idenchasy]

I heard Larry Harvey doesn't have a ticket.

[vaddynwashere]

[quote="Shambala"]Туфли рабочие белые, сабо белые, туфли рабочие женские, сабо от 75 грн.У нас белые, сабо белые, туфли рабочие женские, сабо от20. Эпик шансон. Реальная ГП сражении бестрашной дюжены молодцев с ужас ему дала. Растягивают на потом к Вове соседа Серёжиbuy![/quote]

Так уж если поржать, то поржать - ЧТО это за подпись такая? Это цитата?

[hookahdude]

Since we are starting early - I have a 2012 ticket for sale for $1100. Please send me a money order and I promise to send you the ticket once the money order clears.. Honest.. I have it right here..

[idenchasy]

I sense a scam here. I only trust sending my money via Western Union to someone I don't know. I'm also willing to pay up to 15 grand if it includes an RV and personal chef.

[shroom]

I'll jump in here and ask for a ticket too!

[FIGJAM]

I'll need 50,000 for my friends!

[Bay Bridge Sue]

I'm sorry, but we are currently sold out of tickets for 2012... we do have options on the 2016 New Vegas regional, tho...

[Mr.Coffee]

You know, if you hold the 2012 tickets up to your ear you can hear the ocean.

(that's how you check for fakes)

[junglesmacks]

Side note..

Has anyone else noticed that the date for ticket sales has just been changed today from Jan 18, 2012 to "To Be Announced"???

WHAT COULD IT BE??

Let the conspiracy theories begin..

[idenchasy]

The ocean sound validation on tickets was already used back in 1986, but only "true burners" would know that, poser!

[Shambala]

I bought 2 counterfeit tickets for 2012. They looked just like the real ones. I feel so stupid, so can someone gift me a ticket now?

[hookahdude]

Side note..

Has anyone else noticed that the date for ticket sales has just been changed today from Jan 18, 2012 to "To Be Announced"???

WHAT COULD IT BE??

Let the conspiracy theories begin..

Dammit - you beat me to it. That is what I get for sleeping more than an hour...

[Shambala]

The air is feeling very, very ominous!
I'm scared. Can someone hold me?

[idenchasy]

Don't be surprised, the Mayan calendar predicted Burning Man would end in 2012. I'm currently building a giant woman made out of water to haul out to the middle of Pyramid lake in a huge glass tank. We can all camp on boats for a week like Waterworld, dance around on inner tubes, and pour her out at the end of my festival. I'm only charging 500.00 per ticket (boat not included), but they are almost sold out. Please send me the money via Paypal and I'll leave your tickets at will-call.

[theresap]

If anyone still has their 2012 ticket for sale, I'll buy it for $2000!

[Shambala]

If anyone still has their 2012 ticket for sale, I'll buy it for $2000!

Be patient, the 2013's will be released very soon. The 2012's were better last year.