Mutant Vehicles are NOT taxis... Most of the time

[MutantV]

Between 4 AM and dawn, find a radio with sub channels. Call for a taxi on channel 22, sub channel 22. If I'm available, I'll come pick you and 2 friends up, and their bikes and give you a one way ride. Maybe even to your destination. If you don't know what sub channels are, I won't be able to hear you. There's only room for 3 burners, and their bikes. You will arrive in supreme style. Wear uv reactive stuff.

Offer subject to cancelation if - ooh, neon butter flies!

Of course, if you want to (and know how to) rock my stripper pole (and are a girl) call me anytime after dark.

[Ugly Dougly]

What the Hell does your MV look like so we don't hop on the Wrong Ride????

[MutantV]

Tell ya what, I'll describe it to whomever can get it together to call me in a good radio after 4 am, but before dawn.

[Ugly Dougly]

Well, if I roll off on the back of a dragon or someone's motorized frosted doughnut, then don't be offended.