My name is Forrest.
I would be absolutely grateful if you sell me your ticket/tickets please. I have done a lot of volunteer work every year more than most and I was going to help build the city for free this year but to my surprise they did not need me because they maxed out with volunteer’s way before usual. I was caught off guard when tickets sold out. It is my birthday party and I just graduated college a few weeks ago (first in my family to graduate in a very Virgo field called Decision Sciences), so it is also my graduation party, all the members of my incredible edible mushroom band have their golden passes and are ready to combat the darkness. Please call me or email me NOW!
323 680 3042
PS. I can throw you some more cash for your troubles if you need it. I don't mind -for whatever gas or time you spent searching for the tickets; I mean if you are in need.
Sincerely Yours: Forrest Emerson Skylure
Burning Man ticket, I need it,ahhhhh

