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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:20 am

The new razor is actually to replace that old rusty leg razor that my girlfriend uses on her legs in the shower cuz there ain't no way in hell I am gonna use a new one either for the same reason.

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Apox » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:09 am

I trim with a beard trimmer. That way, my man hood is like a refreshing Coca-Cola. Refreshing and it tickles your nose with the first sip. :D
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Postby shmalerie » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:57 pm

Eric wrote:
junglesmacks wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?


Me.

All the men I sleep with.

Quite a few women I know.

Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness. I'm not a priest, I don't need to fantasize about smacking a minor. Give me a bush, furry balls, hairy pits & whatever body hair you naturally do (or don't) have. I like smooth all the way to monkey, as long as its natural.

I've told some hot guys "no" when I discovered their baby-smooth areas. Told 'em to come back after puberty.

YMMV.


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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Foxfur » Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:38 pm

I've much better things to do with my time.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby knowmad » Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:12 pm

My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:15 pm

knowmad wrote:My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.

THAT made me laugh :lol:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby knowmad » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:37 pm

Foxfur wrote:
knowmad wrote:My two Fuckmates last night were both shaved, (Male,Female) and all I can say is God put hair there so you don't crack up laughing while fucking. Sounded like dunk dolphins talking Smack.

THAT made me laugh :lol:
Fuckmates, bwahahaha! Knowmie, I knew you were a romantic :D
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Gwydeon » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:30 pm

It's that time again!

How to start an argument:

Shaved > Unshaven

Skin > Hair

No you look like a child.

Wookie smugglers can GTFO

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:42 pm

All of that has already been covered here.

The bigger question now is where(location) do you shave yours?

(I do it while sitting on the tiolet)

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:40 am

Well I do my shaving in the shower (NO PIX) but, all I really need is some water & a towel. I use the razors that come with gel strips attached, no shaving cream, no muss no mess and, I can see exactly what is what when I get to the fiddly bits. 8)

OED that's a lotta hair. :shock:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:23 am

Anyway, it's too late now. You're just going to have to wear hair this year, or sell your ticket and remember to shave earlier next year...
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby inProgress » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:51 pm

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby C187 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:56 am

inProgress wrote:Lasers

and while you're at the clinic you might as well get that..
Anal Bleaching
..done.

Just say'n
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby peacefulhuman » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:36 am

C187 wrote:
inProgress wrote:Lasers

and while you're at the clinic you might as well get that..
Anal Bleaching
..done.

Just say'n


I like that you put "anal bleaching" in a white font. well done.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Sail Man » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:39 pm

I'm surprised nobody has suggested using fire :twisted:





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Postby skibear » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:18 pm

knowmad wrote:Bears, Otters, and Fat Slobs need not apply. Neither should Brazilian eels, or stump farming Sporty chicks.


huh ? A bear here. Time to do it!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Foxfur » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:10 am

I'm a fox. We lick ours until it looks just right.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby ygmir » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:28 am

Foxfur wrote:I'm a fox. We lick ours until it looks just right.


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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby jkisha » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:30 am

I'll bet you do. Can I watch?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Foxfur » Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:27 am

Watch, hell, it's an interactive activity :D :lol:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Savannah » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:07 pm

That makes you a One-Man Theme Camp, really.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:28 pm

His camp is not far from that truth.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby graidawg » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:46 pm

Savannah wrote:That makes you a One-Man Theme Camp, really.


foxfur Is a one man theme camp, hes got everything a participant could want
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:47 pm

Does he have a vegan chef? No camp is complete without one!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby FIGJAM » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:51 pm

A raw vegan chef!

Like a free range turkey, yummy! :twisted:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Savannah » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:54 pm

Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby ygmir » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:57 pm

Savannah wrote:Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.

Thank you.

I wonder, though, if you'd have to stand behind the tent, reach around, and open the door?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby FIGJAM » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:58 pm

Try not to get shot in the "Fox Hole"! :lol:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby graidawg » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:59 pm

Savannah wrote:Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.

Thank you.

thats a theme camp name if i ever read one
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Savannah » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:03 pm

ygmir wrote:
Savannah wrote:Can someone please start calling Foxfur's tent or dwelling "The Foxhole"? I would like this to catch on.

Thank you.

I wonder, though, if you'd have to stand behind the tent, reach around, and open the door?


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