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KasiaB wrote:not only are we connected to the net but we also read you shitty post trying to sell your burning man ticket for $1200 the other day. You should be ashamed
On to the good stuff going to describe the antics of myself and some of my friends over the course of one night during a kink/poly party.
The night starts off well and I'm harassing a female friend of mine named B. I've decided that poking her in the ribs is about the funniest thing ever. I switch off right and left hands and she begins to squeal and twist around trying to fight back and defend herself at the same time. I give one last vicious poke and she cries uncle and tells me that I've won. I sit there for a moment and ponder and tell her, "No B. I think YOU won." She looks confused so I mention why, "After all I think I broke my finger on your ribs...." Serves me right no? I get some ice and start icing my finger and sit down near some couches with a group of about 7-8 friends and we begin discussing embarrassing stories.
B. walks over and begins to tell us why she had earned the nickname Muppet. She had been experimenting with fisting with another friend of ours whom none of us had known. Her partner in this endeavor had fairly small hands apparently. Regardless the pair of them are getting their intimacy on when BOOOOM the cat knocks over a door that had been taken off it's hinges and was resting precariously near the stairs. B's reaction to this was to back up impaling herself on her friends arm going up about halfway to the elbow. The shock of this makes her begin screaming out in a voice remarkably similar to Kermit the frog. After her roommates gather to investigate the noise her friend looks at her and pantomimes a sock puppet with the hand that she was fisting her with and says," B. Yer a muppet wakka wakka wakka."
We all have a nice chuckle and begin discussing other stories when B. and a guy named E. take off sneakily to a bedroom. The rest of us sitting in the living room figure we know what's going on and we share a look and tell each other that we are naturally going to have to sing the muppet show song when she comes out. We get back to our business and are interrupted by the loud screaming of B. having an orgasm. I'll be damned if she didn't sound remarkably like Kermit the bloody frog.
She comes back outside about a half hour later sweaty and mostly naked and the entire room starts making sock puppet motions and we belt out in a grand chorus
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
After we get done B's face turns a remarkable shade of burgundy and E. tries his hardest not to bust a gut from behind her.
After this you'd think we'd be done... we had our fun played our gag and teased a woman who turns delightful colors. We get back to talking and bullshitting and most of us are making motions about leaving because it's getting to be that time of night. Just then however an ass naked K. steps out of one of the bedrooms and storms up into the living room. He looks irritated and embarrassed and most importantly incredibly shriveled.
He takes about 5 seconds and lets us know, "You assholes have no idea what it's like to hear the muppet show song while getting a Blowjob!" The whole room drops dead laughing.
MyDearFriend wrote:I can't believe I'm taking shit from a meat-cake-with-teeth. :lol:
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