Penus support

[wedeliver]

When you walk naked at Burning Man have you ever been bothered by your cock bounching off your knees, just waving in the breeze, sometimes getting stuck in the crack of your ass. Well I have a solution to that problem. It is the Penus support post. It is a device that comes with a belt that goes around your waist, then you slide your cock into the device and you adjust the device to properly support your penus. since the patent process is a bit looong and thick, I cannot at this time provide more the way of design but let me say that everyman will want one of these.

[delle]

Put a little pully system in there for oldman swingin' balls, and I'm a buyer!!!

Not for my own, mind you.


(I seriously thought this was going to be about tires. Then I realized I thought you'd said pneus.)

[Trishntek]

Can't say I've had that problem,,, what you describe sound more like a chastity belt to me!

[EspressoDude]

it's even worse when a guy steps on the head of his own.....

[ygmir]

[Sic Pup]

Being interested in words, I googled it.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b5e_1285208131

Gives new meaning to the phrase "bite me".

[delle]

roflmao!!! Good grief!!!!

[skibear]

Put a little pully system in there for oldman swingin' balls, and I'm a buyer!!!

Not for my own, mind you.

Place burningman photos of swinging balls on the scrotum pole art installation LOL !
http://www.burningman.com/installations/11_art_brc.html#scrotum

[wedeliver]

Yes, now we are getting into the swing of things. I am thinking about a little electric pully system, maybe with lights for night use.

[Ugly Dougly]

Okay.

[delle]

Yes, now we are getting into the swing of things. I am thinking about a little electric pully system, maybe with lights for night use.

Ummm....

Is this to avoid (or aid in) misplacing your penis?

[Waterwings]

best thread ever.

[goathead]

or I guess for other who worry they might stray?

[delle]

Ooh pretty!

Can't decide between the wood or the chrome.

so I'm just giving him a little drawstring bag instead. (Just a little something to keep from sunburning)

[goathead]

flip the Prince Albert over and you wound have a place to hang things.

[oneeyeddick]

I don't understand how the Prince Albert model stays on and does it's job?

[theCryptofishist]

I don't understand how it got out of its can...

[Elorrum]

get you a utili-gourd.

[shroom]

this thread is so odd yet i can't look away!