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by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:16 pm

maybe it was the same coffee they served in the PREVIOUS Center Camp?

(that would explain all that Monkey Chanting)

by **Super Evil Brian** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:17 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
AntiM wrote:Great. Poetry readings. Do we at lest get a firing squad?

If someone starts reading shitty poetry I will be firing Atari Teenage Riot at them with a megaphone.

There's a local regional camp that has a "soapbox." One time, so very tired of hearing people talk about love and finding yourself and shit, I just stood up there and did nothing, simply to prevent the hippies from having the microphone.

I'll bring some JP-8 jet fuel and 100 octane leaded gasoline for the "emergency" flame thrower, just in case of fucking poetry or spoken word. I mean, well ... unless Alan Ginsburg or William Burroughs crawl out of the grave and make it to the playa.

I had to turn off BMIR one evening when the militant spoken word started.

by **lonestoner916** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:04 pm

by **C.f.M.** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:45 am

Two wrongs (dubstep, auto tune) barely keep the one thing right in these:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3asbkY0tTE&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isGEFQyOJkE&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

by **Da Mule** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:40 am

*runs in, farts RIGHT next to OED warming himself next to burn barrel, runs out FAST*

by **DB Cooper** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:56 pm

Da Mule wrote:*runs in, farts RIGHT next to OED warming himself next to burn barrel, runs out FAST*

Was that you that dropped that bomb at the tutu party? And here I was thinking it was Dick all along. Hmmm you'd think I'd notice a hit n run mule.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:15 pm

by **Super Evil Brian** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:00 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

No water? No worries I have a 3 liter Camelbak. No food? It takes a month to die of starvation.

No wifi? are you fucking high?! How will I tweet, update Facebook and Foursquare and stream unedited, shit quality video?! And if I can read burners Facebook updates, how will I know what's going on?

by **Foxfur** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:22 pm

I tweet when a midget punches me in the nuts.

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:32 pm

Super Evil Brian wrote:No wifi? are you fucking high?! How will I tweet, update Facebook and Foursquare and stream unedited, shit quality video?! And if I can read burners Facebook updates, how will I know what's going on?

There *is* a WWW though... you connect to it with magic.You're logon is your unicorn name. So don't forget.

[edited for weird random mistakes]

by **Major Mallet** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:37 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
AntiM wrote:Great. Poetry readings. Do we at lest get a firing squad?

If someone starts reading shitty poetry I will be firing Atari Teenage Riot at them with a megaphone.

There's a local regional camp that has a "soapbox." One time, so very tired of hearing people talk about love and finding yourself and shit, I just stood up there and did nothing, simply to prevent the hippies from having the microphone.

CFM is my new hero.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:49 pm

by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:03 pm

Foxfur wrote:I tweet when a midget punches me in the nuts.

Ah, back to the "Stop Posting So Much" thread.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:34 pm

by **Foxfur** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Foxfur wrote:I tweet when a midget punches me in the nuts.

Ah, back to the "Stop Posting So Much" thread.

Context, context.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:22 pm

by **C.f.M.** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:01 am

Major Mallet wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:
AntiM wrote:Great. Poetry readings. Do we at lest get a firing squad?

If someone starts reading shitty poetry I will be firing Atari Teenage Riot at them with a megaphone.

There's a local regional camp that has a "soapbox." One time, so very tired of hearing people talk about love and finding yourself and shit, I just stood up there and did nothing, simply to prevent the hippies from having the microphone.

CFM is my new hero.

You've got good taste; I won't lead you astray.

by **marck** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:22 pm

So long as you leave an ashtray.

by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:10 pm

Are cigarettes still permitted this year?

by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:31 pm

they better be....I'm working on making my teeth as LarryLike as possible.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:49 pm

the Ghost of Jack Parsons will be making a Guest appearance on wednesday...

by **pizzamancer** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:00 am

C.f.M. wrote:
Major Mallet wrote:
CFM is my new hero.

You've got good taste; I won't lead you astray.

She makes the best roofie margaritas.

by **C.f.M.** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:35 am

pizzamancer wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:
Major Mallet wrote:
CFM is my new hero.

You've got good taste; I won't lead you astray.

She makes the best roofie margaritas.

I do? Funny, I don't remember...

by **Age** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:25 am

C.f.M. wrote:If someone starts reading shitty poetry I will be firing Atari Teenage Riot at them with a megaphone.

There's a local regional camp that has a "soapbox." One time, so very tired of hearing people talk about love and finding yourself and shit, I just stood up there and did nothing, simply to prevent the hippies from having the microphone.

I thought our a cappella version of Skullcrusher Mountain was pretty good, but the silent treatment was definitely a welcome change

That camp is the main reason I won't camp with Kreig again, since they are always right next to each other...

by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:35 am

A futuristic society of robots and flying cars, Terminal City is a utopian metropolis that has fallen apart. Lorded over by corrupt officials and merciless gangsters, the city has become a haven for lost dreams and broken spirits. But when an amnesiac chained to a mysterious briefcase suddenly appears at the city's lavish hotel, an assortment of oddball characters receive a second chance for redemption. Now as a former daredevil, a retired boxer, and a forgotten actor each look to reclaim control of their lives, they become entangled in a lavish plot of corruption, betrayals, and legendary crown jewels that will either be their salvation or damnation.

by **H.G.Crosby** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:51 am

here kid, drink the goddamn coffee.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:35 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:... But when an amnesiac chained to a mysterious briefcase suddenly appears at the city's lavish hotel,[/color]

I've heard Raiders Camp called many things... many, many things... but if I recall, Lavish Hotel wasn't necessarily on the list...

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:57 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:... But when an amnesiac chained to a mysterious briefcase suddenly appears at the city's lavish hotel,[/color]

I've heard Raiders Camp called many things... many, many things... but if I recall, Lavish Hotel wasn't necessarily on the list...

"Lavish Hotel" is the cheese, my dear! :twisted:

by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:14 pm

MouseZilla(tm) does not eat cheese.

build a better trap.

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:27 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:MouseZilla(tm) does not eat cheese.

build a better trap.

Not for that mouse! It's the pigeons we're trapping.

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