He eats playa dust, drinks kerosene, exhales propane and farts dust devils...
People cap his legs so he doesn't cut their rebar...
Center Camp Cafe insists on serving his coffee at his table rather than making him stand in line...
His passage hard packs the playa for the next 5 years...
Glitter runs from him...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
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by capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:56 pm
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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by capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:36 pm
BLM pays him to attend TTITD...
He geocaches in whiteouts...
As part of Gate/Perimeter, he watches for those that try to sneak in at night. Without a nightvision scope...
He once welded a 20 story structure out of diamonds with a solar welder, then burnt the whole thing... On opening night.
People take shelter behind him in duststorms...
His "zombie walk" MOOP sweep makes those in a 50 mile radius around him hungry for brains...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
He geocaches in whiteouts...
As part of Gate/Perimeter, he watches for those that try to sneak in at night. Without a nightvision scope...
He once welded a 20 story structure out of diamonds with a solar welder, then burnt the whole thing... On opening night.
People take shelter behind him in duststorms...
His "zombie walk" MOOP sweep makes those in a 50 mile radius around him hungry for brains...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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by Savannah » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:00 pm
He drives Jungo Road in a stagecoach pulled by six Arabian steeds.
Sparkle Ponies are unable to see him with the naked eye.
He made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
He never runs out of mixers.
He is . . . the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.
Sparkle Ponies are unable to see him with the naked eye.
He made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
He never runs out of mixers.
He is . . . the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.
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by lucky.bastard » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:08 pm
Doc Pyro ask to see the back of his RV
paul addis overheard him say he " couldn't wait to see the man burn "
he has a sock puppet named Simon of the Playa
paul addis overheard him say he " couldn't wait to see the man burn "
he has a sock puppet named Simon of the Playa
"In cultivating my own personal sojourn of enlightenment, I've had to forego employment opportunities "
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by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:21 pm
Finally, all those payments to PlayaMyth.Com are coming to fruition.
yeah, i was doing Blow off of Larry's Ass before most of you even TRIED freebasing.
yeah, i was doing Blow off of Larry's Ass before most of you even TRIED freebasing.
"bigger isnt better, better is better"™........Trilobyte 2013
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by capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:26 pm
He taught Kernul Killbuck to draw...
He modeled for the building of the first Man on Baker Beach...
He resets his post count every day as to not intimidate other Eplayans...
He only says the "N word" ironicly... (no, not THAT N word...)
His April Fools posts are passed on via verbal tradition in the jungles of the amazon...
Daft Punk opened for him one year at TTITD...
(Opulent Temple came by asking him to turn it down)
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
He modeled for the building of the first Man on Baker Beach...
He resets his post count every day as to not intimidate other Eplayans...
He only says the "N word" ironicly... (no, not THAT N word...)
His April Fools posts are passed on via verbal tradition in the jungles of the amazon...
Daft Punk opened for him one year at TTITD...
(Opulent Temple came by asking him to turn it down)
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:27 pm
Simon of the Playa wrote:Finally, all those payments to PlayaMyth.Com are coming to fruition.
yeah, i was doing Blow off of Larry's Ass before most of you even TRIED freebasing.
Last time I free-based, Larry was still making pergolas.
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
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by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:33 pm
@Dougly#..like.
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by capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:35 pm
The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World on: Shirtcocking
"The only wang that should be dusty and powdered would be a baby's after having it's diaper changed. Does your mother know you're out?"
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
"The only wang that should be dusty and powdered would be a baby's after having it's diaper changed. Does your mother know you're out?"
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:36 pm
i have just hit 12 followers on twitter, i'm freezing the account.
"bigger isnt better, better is better"™........Trilobyte 2013
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by jkisha » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:37 pm
Clever.
JK
http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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by burner von braun » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:50 pm
His hexayurts are held together with nothing but spit
Often, he gets around by skiing barefoot behind the water truck...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Often, he gets around by skiing barefoot behind the water truck...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
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by Trishntek » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:18 pm
His shit makes the JOTS smell like lilacs
His piss is effervescent champagne
His vessel of creamy goodness makes John Homes roll over
His tears are considered hazardous waste due to litterally melting womens' hearts
He's the life of the party he never attended
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
His piss is effervescent champagne
His vessel of creamy goodness makes John Homes roll over
His tears are considered hazardous waste due to litterally melting womens' hearts
He's the life of the party he never attended
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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don't be afraid.
by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:41 pm
"bigger isnt better, better is better"™........Trilobyte 2013
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by Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:20 am
[/img]"People will think we're a bunch of out-of-control cross dressing fascists"
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by lucky.bastard » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:58 pm
he round-house-kicked Chuck Norris for putting baby wipes in the JOTS
he didn't even look up at the double rainbow
he didn't even look up at the double rainbow
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by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:03 pm
My favorite for some reason:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWYI0dFgk0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWYI0dFgk0
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
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by capjbadger » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:22 pm
Ugly Dougly wrote:My favorite for some reason:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWYI0dFgk0[/youtube]
Fixed
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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by Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:22 pm
lucky.bastard wrote:he round-house-kicked Chuck Norris for putting baby wipes in the JOTS
he didn't even look up at the double rainbow
cool guys don't look at Double rainbows, Double Rainbows look at Us.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo[/youtube]
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by AntiM » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:46 pm
No matter what you search for on google, be it packing lists, generators, trailers, health advice, playa cooking, or costumes, the search turns up only his picture as the ultimate Burning Man survival tool.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:55 pm
He so cool, he wishes you were cool.
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
- Addison
- Addison
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by Bob » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:01 pm
You can blame the dust on his cattle roundups...
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/
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"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
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by Bob » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:10 pm
He brings sunshine on a cloudy thread...
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
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by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:30 pm
He is a one-man chill zone.
The Alps fill the mind with an agreeable kind of horror.
- Addison
- Addison
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