Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

[TomServo]

After the man fell....rangers held us back...saying wait for it! Wait for it!!

did they have both hands on your shoulders?

Pretty much.

[Cap'nTrevor]

At the Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest:

"Lesbians! Outta nowhere!"

[Elorrum]

At the Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest:

"Lesbians! Outta nowhere!"

A Cinderella story....

[Reebsicle]

"I don't know whether I should take a nap or do some drugs....."

[TheCookieMonster]

"Naked hippies tend to be nice neighbors." Cookie Monster

"I had so much fun. I got confused by shadows." Scorch

"Oh my god, this twinkie is amazing. It's like sexual... with all the cream!" Delay

"Those weren't just rice crispy treats, those were rice cripple treats." (some camp members' reference to some special treats I provided)

"Ugh. I need to go wipe my hand in playa dust.... I just touched my BlackBerry."

- We try to keep a quote book for the purposes of remembering all the fun we had... I hope this helps!

[yumyumms]

during the temple burn:

"I love you dad..."

"I love you God, thank you!!"

"I love you lesbian chicks!"

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yelled by my neighbor over his megaphone

"stay classy burning man"

[knowmad]

Heard today, as we were telling burn tales;
"Should I Go to Burning Man?"
"It's Not A Question!"

love it!

[oscillator]

"That giant one-eyed green penis is freaking me out" - Lady Rotwang @ Ein Hammer

[Runway Riot]

"Small minds talk about people. Average minds talk about things. Brilliant minds talk about me."

"Maybe you should put 'yes' in your pocket instead of in your mouth."

"You are a pioneer woman: Laura Ingalls in lingerie."

"Don't drink the kool-aid honey."

"Since when did an open heart become an open orifice?"

"I refuse to dim my light so that you can shine brighter."

"If this is about radical self-expression, why does everyone look the same?"

"Those girls just vetoed us getting on the art car. Where is the LOVE?"

"If you don't have it, you don't need it!"

"Penis windchime straps available here."

"Only dumbasses and clowns are allowed in that camp. And you, my dear, are neither." :lol:

[robrob]

"lick your finger and stick it in the bag"

"who's that piece of shit laying in the dirt by my tent?"

"quit acting wierd"

"woomp woomp woomp"

"better eat a couple more to make sure it's working"

"it's not a video game, it's a virtual world" (ED: lol @ secondlife)

[LostinReno]

From an eight year old, "Look, it's Derrick Zoolander!"

[ygmir]

"yes, it's ok to touch it"

[knowmad]

I found an art bok of mine with some BRC stuff in it, I'm always writing down what I hear, this one I believe, was our neighbor, talking to her camp mate.

"Woke up and saw my nuva ring stuck to his chest. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. wtf?"
"He didnt ask why there was a glowstick crammed up there?"

[Simon of the Playa]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM2cVaTT1Jk&feature=related[/youtube]

[Mulligan]

"Honey, I'm taking the cooler out for a walk."

[daft]

Its two doors down

[mdmf007]

Your on birth control...right?

[BBadger]

Staring into the central playa at night for the first time:

"What... the... fuck... is... this..?"

[Mrpatatomoto]

Just read this one and had to share it. "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"-Douglas Adams

[peterakabob]

"Want some cucumbers, maaan?" - Our stoned neighbor

[moonrise]

"Wecome!! We're the dirty, dusty, lazy, drunken, cripple camp"

"You ate all of them?!!!"

[Dr Helix]

Saw it yesterday on a different thread.

"Trust me, I'm a burner"

[Ugly Dougly]

From an early documentary:
"It's like the Rainbow Gathering for bad people."

[Magellan]

"Are you kidding? Three more Burning Mans and I'm gay!" - Butter

[Trishntek]

I,,,,,, can't,,,,, help,,,,, myself,,,,,

Food is nothing more than shit with benefits