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by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:21 am

Is this a good place to plan a hoax?

by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:50 pm

Why don't we all just take off on Saturday without telling anyone?

by **delle** » Fri May 20, 2011 1:00 pm

Well I'm off to get my hair all cut off to be more aerodynamic for the ascension.

Wonder what they'll say if I show up for work tomorrow with no eyebrows.

by **gyre** » Fri May 20, 2011 1:09 pm

Very funny

eyebrows?

by **maryanimal** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:44 pm

goathead wrote:shit, just found out it starts at noon.
fuck, I will just be getting home.

hope it doesn't make the dogs bark, i need some sleep.

It's at noon now? Crap! I heard it starts at 6 pm. I was going to go to the gym, the cable guy's supposed to come over and upgrade my system, plus I was supposed to work for my client for a little under the table cash!

Maybe the 12 noon time is like the pre-rapture happenings. Kind of like the pre-nascar show.

by **gyre** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:58 pm

I've been resisting maxing out the credit card at hot topic before the world ends.

Would this be a bad time to start netflix?

Isn't the guy that started this, the same guy that wrote a book about 1994 being the end of the world?

http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl12.htm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20110520/u ... 9207274800
http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm

by **Bob Bitchen** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:39 am

I'm still Here. :roll:

I guess I better make all my credit card payments I was putting off.

When I refied my house this month the Notery told me don't worry about making anymore payments the rapture is this next weekend.

I said cool until I found out he was an athiest & and was part owner of the lending company. :lol:

I like the ideal of placing clothes & shoes all around maybe my lender will think it really happend. :lol:

by **ygmir** » Sat May 21, 2011 6:43 am

*waiting patiently*.............

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Vn5kCasUo[/youtube]

by **littleflower** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:42 am

i think i'm still here, but it's hard to be sure.

did "12:00pm" come with a time zone?

the least they could do is end the world on a nasty looking day .... to-day it's beautiful outside!

by **unjonharley** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:50 am

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No one has been able to do an Orson Wells..

Media freaks sure missed a good one today.. Fun could have been had by all

by **jkisha** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:01 am

littleflower wrote:i think i'm still here, but it's hard to be sure.

did "12:00pm" come with a time zone?

the least they could do is end the world on a nasty looking day .... to-day it's beautiful outside!

The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.

by **ygmir** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:05 am

jkisha wrote:
littleflower wrote:i think i'm still here, but it's hard to be sure.

did "12:00pm" come with a time zone?

the least they could do is end the world on a nasty looking day .... to-day it's beautiful outside!

The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.

perhaps, he was able to glean "time", if there was a reference to sunrise or something like that, in a certain place?
If it's supposed to happen at "sunset" in Uzbekistan, That will have a known time for the date.

seems, though, it'd be the same time, planet wide.
so, Noon in London, 4 a.m. here, etc.........

by **Bob Bitchen** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:19 am

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/rapture

Go about 3/4 of the way down the page.

They stole your Rapture Joke Idea.

by **Elorrum** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:22 am

I just checked, GMT is 4:20PM right now. Guess I slept through it. I half hoped I was better than I knew. I'm going out and see if there are any Mercedes running with the keys in them.

by **graidawg** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:22 am

ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:
littleflower wrote:i think i'm still here, but it's hard to be sure.

did "12:00pm" come with a time zone?

the least they could do is end the world on a nasty looking day .... to-day it's beautiful outside!

The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.

perhaps, he was able to glean "time", if there was a reference to sunrise or something like that, in a certain place?
If it's supposed to happen at "sunset" in Uzbekistan, That will have a known time for the date.

seems, though, it'd be the same time, planet wide.
so, Noon in London, 4 a.m. here, etc.........

no rapture here so far! though the guy i was working for a Mr Khan did dissapear about 3 (in the back of a police car) updates at 6. Or not if i ascend

by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:57 am

I wonder if they ever bothered to factor in leap years?

by **ygmir** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:17 am

they may have used the wrong term:

by **Kinetik V** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:33 am

jkisha wrote:
The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.

Yeah, basing a prophesy off a translation of a translation of a translation absolutely guarantees accuracy. It's about as stupid as the 2012 crap...the dude writing out the numbers just flat out got tired of writing and said fuck this. That's all there is to it, it's not the end of the world either. (The 2012 movie didn't suck as bad as I thought it was going to though)

by **gyre** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:40 am

Everybody knows the real threat is the huge meteor due to destroy the earth in 2025.

I am unaware of any religious significance though.

by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:06 am

If you Ascend, can I have your Stuff?...

the rebbi

by **unjonharley** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:47 am

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:If you Ascend, can I have your Stuff?...

the rebbi

no

it's all mine

by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:18 pm

Kinetic V wrote:
jkisha wrote:
The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.

Yeah, basing a prophesy off a translation of a translation of a translation absolutely guarantees accuracy. It's about as stupid as the 2012 crap...the dude writing out the numbers just flat out got tired of writing and said fuck this. That's all there is to it, it's not the end of the world either. (The 2012 movie didn't suck as bad as I thought it was going to though)

Worse: a translation of a translation of a translation of a parable!!!!

by **Rice** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:28 pm

Well, that wasn't exciting at all... Guess we are still here.

I am confused as to when, exactly the "rapeture" was to happen. Was that 12:00 Pacific, Atlantic or Central standard?? Which time zone? Or is it 18:00??

In any event, us Prairie Burners are still here.

Love Rice.

by **TomServo** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:35 pm

All I know, is that if the Bible thumpers do not ascend today...It only proves that they are non-believers! Or..that Macho Man Randy Savage died for our sins!

by **ygmir** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:07 pm

maybe it was Zulu?

by **goathead** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:28 pm

dreaming of just a small air burst
something a burner would enjoy

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3CLFj6_Ag[/youtube]

by **Shambala** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:31 pm

Well, we're about a half hour away from the end of the world and the skies are feeling very apocalyptic here on the east coast. I can feel the anticipation of the earthquakes, floods and attack of all sorts of vermin.
My little travel bag is all packed, and I am pretty sure that I will be one of the chosen ones to be beamed up into space.
Sadly, my last meal on earth will have been a McDonald's double cheeseburger. I guess the first thing I will have to do once I get to heaven will be to take a dump. I am not proud about any of this, but at least I'll be on that train to heaven while the rest of you people will be stuck here on the hell hole we call earth.
Rapture here I come!
Adios my burner friends!
Sham.....

by **burner von braun** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:47 pm

Yep, set to go here too! Got my Credence Clearwater tapes and a bag of Oreo cookies for the trip.

Haven't seen any locusts yet, but I did get bit by a mosquito a few minutes ago. I'm taking that as a sign.

by **burner von braun** » Sat May 21, 2011 3:03 pm

Woohoo!

by **TomServo** » Sat May 21, 2011 3:50 pm

The ice cream truck came down my street twice, in one hour.

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