Finally got my email from DMV.

[TomServo]

I've almost forgotten what its like to volunteer, but I hope I get the gig. At least Ill be working!

[delle]

Congratulations!!!

Don't quite know what it means that you got a letter but you don't know yet if you got the task.... but still. I just really want to say

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[TomServo]

This is a first for me....before, I just said I wanted to be a hottie.

[delle]

Hang on just a cotton picking minute there.

You have to ASK to be a hottie???

Is there a form?

is it complicated? I've heard some of these forms are quite long

[MyDearFriend]

Hang on just a cotton picking minute there.

You have to ASK to be a hottie???

Is there a form?

is it complicated? I've heard some of these forms are quite long

Yeah Tom how long is that form you got???



I am personally worried that there might be an age limit...

Seriously though, congratulations Tom! That sounds great!

[TomServo]

Yes, theirs a form. DMV is the link between BMORG and BLM, as far as Mutant Vehicles go. It's a shitty job, when you have to deny an art car..but a fun job when you're blown away by something incredible...like the wooden tractor I passed several years ago.

[delle]

[quote="MyDearFriendI am personally worried that there might be an age limit...
quote]

surely they need more... um... mature hotties too? Personally I just want a paper saying I'm a hottie that I can show all the folks who are disbelieving

[TomServo]

They should have stickers. Ill save one for you if i get the job.

[delle]

Whoohooo. A sticker.


A little cachet for my more deflated boob.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

[TomServo]

Hang on just a cotton picking minute there.

You have to ASK to be a hottie???

Is there a form?

is it complicated? I've heard some of these forms are quite long

Yeah Tom how long is that form you got???



I am personally worried that there might be an age limit...

Seriously though, congratulations Tom! That sounds great!

If your interested, go to http://www.burningman.com/participate/volunteer.html

June 4th, there is a volunteer bbq in SF.

[TomServo]

Whoohooo. A sticker.


A little cachet for my more deflated boob.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

If not, Ill press you a pin, to deflate your other boob.

[delle]

I've actually already applied to greeters.

Been happily getting their emails for a couple of months now.

Don't quite understand how their whole email thing works yet, really. But I happily read them nonetheless.

[delle]

Whoohooo. A sticker.


A little cachet for my more deflated boob.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

If not, Ill press you a pin, to deflate your other boob.

You bastard! It's the only decent thing left to me.

(except for my earlobes. I have EXCEPTIONAL earlobes!!!)

[TomServo]

Well, use it as an earing!

[delle]

sigh

They're not pierced.


You know.... I posted a story (in that horrible Ebay thread) some time back about a phenomenal woman I met at work some years ago. She had just returned from Burning man.

Anyhow... long story (already told) full of incredible impressions....

The untold part was one day while she was chatting with me I mentionned how lovely her earrings were. Very unique.

She immediately took them off and put them in my hand. They'd been given to her by an artist at burning man and she truly loved them, but she wanted me to have them.

I protested that my ears weren't pierced, and she countered that maybe it was a time for a change.




My daughter regularly wears one. The other one is poked into my car's visor where I see it every day, as sort of a touchstone to reality.

[TomServo]

I've actually already applied to greeters.

Been happily getting their emails for a couple of months now.

Don't quite understand how their whole email thing works yet, really. But I happily read them nonetheless.

If you do wind up with the greeters, say hello to charlie! He's a hairy vietnam vet, and a good friend.