DAMMIT BILL !!!
by Monkeypoo » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:04 pm
DAMMIT BILL!!!! Why do ants keep invading the inside of my house when there's no food out on the counters, and no food in the bedrooms, nor in the bathrooms? DAMMIT BILL!!! What's the damn reason? And DAMMIT BILL!!! The Dalai Lama teaches me that I shouldn't kill the ants or any creatures. DAMMIT BILL!!!! Do you know how difficult it is to gently pick them all up and move them outside without killing them?! DAMMIT BILL!!! What am I supposed to do about the trails of ants?
Too late. I am killing them.
Too late. I am killing them.
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by graidawg » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:05 pm
dammit bill, why do landlords insist on the rent in advance when you move in and say its in arrears when you move out? do they think that weeks rent means less to you than it does to them.
well at least i will know if i can live on tuna, soup or noodles for a week
well at least i will know if i can live on tuna, soup or noodles for a week
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by burner von braun » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:50 pm
DAMMIT BILL!! I honestly thought this was yet another political thread and have been avoiding it all this time!
And now come to find out you can legally kill ants! DAMMIT BILL!!
And now come to find out you can legally kill ants! DAMMIT BILL!!
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by graidawg » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:19 pm
burner von braun wrote:DAMMIT BILL!! I honestly thought this was yet another political thread and have been avoiding it all this time!
And now come to find out you can legally kill ants! DAMMIT BILL!!
not if you're a buddhist
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by burner von braun » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:44 pm
DAMMIT BILL! You're telling me the car I've been driving now for eleven years runs fine on REGUAR gas?!!
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by burner von braun » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:49 pm
Ok, since when is there the letter L in the word REGUAR? DAMMIT BILL! !
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by oneeyeddick » Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:20 pm
I thought Ireneium was what was made by anukereeor reaktors, Dammitt Bill!
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by MyDearFriend » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:02 am
FIGJAM wrote:Dammit Bill, I still have my wewalowa!
Okay I'll bite
DAMMIT BILL!!! what the heck is a wewalowa???
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by theCryptofishist » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:29 am
Damnit Bill! Must we degenerate into the dumbest of jokes about those who don't speak English?
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by oneeyeddick » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:22 pm
You are right Fishy,I really do gotta tell Dammitt Bill to get his ass over here to this board, Dammitt Bill!!
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by unjonharley » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:51 pm
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Damnit Bill.. Ya could have just told me it's time to go in the house and rest.. Instead of shooting flames out the sides of the weed eater..
Damnit Bill.. Ya could have just told me it's time to go in the house and rest.. Instead of shooting flames out the sides of the weed eater..
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by Ugly Dougly » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:09 pm
Damnit Bill, you could have told me there was a going away party with cake and stuff while I was working in the cleanroom... 
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by theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:31 pm
Dammit Bill! Why didn't you tell me I was making a Lohengrin joke to Parzival? You made me look like a fool!
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by Thecatman » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:14 pm
GEEZ! DAMNIT BILL!!!
This past Friday while driving home from work in the Jetta, I'm on highway 395 south bound through Pleasant Valley.
I hear a quick thumping noise almost like a piece of the right front tire came off. A quick glance in my right side mirror and I see something bouncing on the shoulder of the road at which time I lose power steering and the battery light comes on.
The altinator pulley just broke off.
Glad I have 200 miles of free towing even though it was about 20 miles to tow it home. The DAMNIT BILL is $500+ repair bill
This past Friday while driving home from work in the Jetta, I'm on highway 395 south bound through Pleasant Valley.
I hear a quick thumping noise almost like a piece of the right front tire came off. A quick glance in my right side mirror and I see something bouncing on the shoulder of the road at which time I lose power steering and the battery light comes on.
The altinator pulley just broke off.
Glad I have 200 miles of free towing even though it was about 20 miles to tow it home. The DAMNIT BILL is $500+ repair bill
My cats are cuter then your grandkids!
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by MyDearFriend » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:34 pm
Ouch, Catman!
And DAMMIT BILL!!!
WHY IS IT, that whenever I go to post a comment I have to SUBMIT ??? Are the Interweb Overlords even that interested??? Why the fuck do they care? and, who are they, anyway? I am really getting tired of this, now, when I get ready to post and look for that button, it says
Submit
and I think, No! Hell no! Fuck no! FUCK you!
Nine times out of ten I refuse to do it.
So far the Overlords have not come after me.
But Dammit Bill why can't we all just get along???
And DAMMIT BILL!!!
WHY IS IT, that whenever I go to post a comment I have to SUBMIT ??? Are the Interweb Overlords even that interested??? Why the fuck do they care? and, who are they, anyway? I am really getting tired of this, now, when I get ready to post and look for that button, it says
Submit
and I think, No! Hell no! Fuck no! FUCK you!
Nine times out of ten I refuse to do it.
So far the Overlords have not come after me.
But Dammit Bill why can't we all just get along???
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by theCryptofishist » Wed May 04, 2011 8:27 pm
Dammit Bill! Why did you have to loosen the bolts on my chair so that back wont stay on and I have to go in to work late tomorrow?
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by unjonharley » Fri May 06, 2011 12:25 pm
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Damn it Bill. meow I want to go outside.. he said it's raining.. I say meow Damn it\
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Damn it Bill. meow I want to go outside.. he said it's raining.. I say meow Damn it\
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by theCryptofishist » Fri May 06, 2011 7:14 pm
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by Elorrum » Sat May 28, 2011 8:22 pm
DAMMIT BILL! Saw a note on my door when I got home yesterday... thought to self, "this is never good." Rent is being raised, 8%... most allowed in California. Considering that my salary has gone up in three years, 0%, 2%, 2%, respectively. I'm not making any headway. Austerity... thinking of riding bike to work now, never buying lunch again... neither of which would hurt me. but DAMMIT BILL!
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by unjonharley » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:31 pm
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Damn it Bill, Why did you wake me at 5:30 this morning.. Now I'm sleepy and the nap monsters are after me..
Damn it Bill, Why did you wake me at 5:30 this morning.. Now I'm sleepy and the nap monsters are after me..
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by delle » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:24 pm
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY EVERYONE!!!
Oh wait. It's not until next week, you say????
Where the fuck were you this morning? BEFORE we spent the whole day lavishing gifts and special attentions and foods on "the dad", wishing him Happy Father's day every hour, on the hour.
Dammit Bill! It'd be cool if SOMEONE in this household paid attention to the rhythms of the "real" world.....
Tho he seems happy enough, figuring he gets it all again next week!
Oh wait. It's not until next week, you say????
Where the fuck were you this morning? BEFORE we spent the whole day lavishing gifts and special attentions and foods on "the dad", wishing him Happy Father's day every hour, on the hour.
Dammit Bill! It'd be cool if SOMEONE in this household paid attention to the rhythms of the "real" world.....
Tho he seems happy enough, figuring he gets it all again next week!
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