ePlaya

by **Bob** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:12 am

madmatt wrote:The denizens of the eplaya is not representative of the population of black rock city....

Yee-haw. Amen to that, Cletus.

by **JezebelinHell** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:03 am

Very true. Most of the population of BRC has better things to do than fuck around on the internet all day. Those of us that are on here all the time have no lives, and are thus quite bitter.

by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:22 am

Or are stuck at stuck at work in front of a computer, and therefore are STILL quite bitter!

(insert bile spewing here)

by **Simply Joel** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:17 pm

JezebelinHell wrote:Very true. Most of the population of BRC has better things to do than fuck around on the internet all day. Those of us that are on here all the time have no lives, and are thus quite bitter.

Please speak for yourself, sister.

by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:43 pm

JezebelinHell wrote:Those of us that are on here all the time have no lives, and are thus quite bitter.

Oh, I have a life. I just don't have a JOB. Damn right that makes me bitter. ;-)

by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:17 pm

isn't that the worst thing about not having work?
all that free time and you can't enjoy it 'cause you're looking for a job or stressing because you don't have one.

and then once you do find one chances are it blows goats.

by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:46 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:and then once you do find one chances are it blows goats.

You say that like starring in beastiality porn wouldn't be enjoyable. I know it would be a lot more fun than some of the jobs I've had.

Now apologize to the state of Montana, there Rian. Thank you.

by **stuart** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:52 pm

but the ones that post the most (dominate, drown out, etc) are a bunch of self aggrandizing blowhards

fuck off!

oh erm, :P

by **sparkletarte** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:55 pm

There's no apostrophe in Nazis.

by **madmatt** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:04 pm

stuart wrote:
but the ones that post the most (dominate, drown out, etc) are a bunch of self aggrandizing blowhards

fuck off!

oh erm,

I haven't checked lately - let's see...Looks like you're No. 7, with 1143 posts, 2.00% of total at 3.55 posts per day. Ok, I take it back, everyone except you, you've always been a gentleman.

Most frequent posters:
1. DVD Burner 1880
2. Badger 1591
3. III 1479
4. Bob 1342
5. De Facto (that's DVD Burner, right?) 1325
6. Lydia Love 1197

Ok, maybe I exagerated, they're not all jerks.

by **Bob** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:57 pm

madmatt wrote:I haven't checked lately - let's see...Looks like you're No. 7, with 1143 posts, 2.00% of total at 3.55 posts per day. Ok, I take it back, everyone except you, you've always been a gentleman.

Most frequent posters:
1. DVD Burner 1880
2. Badger 1591
3. III 1479
4. Bob 1342
5. De Facto (that's DVD Burner, right?) 1325
6. Lydia Love 1197

Ok, maybe I exagerated, they're not all jerks.

While you're exaggerated, feel free to give us a metric or de facto ranking wrt "wasted bandwidth", or at least a representative example. Oh, sorry... you just did.

by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:00 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:and then once you do find one chances are it blows goats.

You say that like starring in beastiality porn wouldn't be enjoyable. I know it would be a lot more fun than some of the jobs I've had.

Now apologize to the state of Montana, there Rian. Thank you.

sorry! sorry, doctah!

yeah, some of my jobs have been worse than that, too.
are goats your preferred co stars?

by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:41 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:yeah, some of my jobs have been worse than that, too.
are goats your preferred co stars?

Nope. Sheep.

Velcro gloves work better with em'.

by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:51 pm

and there are plenty of natural lubricants in their wool.

The Original Digiman · by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:08 pm

My ears are burning

by **Sensei** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:26 pm

They were talking about Playastation. Nice work.

by **Bob** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:59 pm

DVD Burner wrote:My ears are burning

You... actually have ears? Fooled me. What a freak of nature is Man.

Can you get rid of those annoying graphics please and let your words stand for themselves?

by **Tancorix** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:13 pm

Quid Pro Quo: How about less caustic and cryptic posts in exchange for behavior modification on his side?

by **Lydia Love** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:27 pm

uh... i don't think that's a bargain you get to broker there...

by **Tancorix** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:29 pm

It never hurts to ask! But Bob's post kinda surprised me, I will say that.

by **Bob** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:47 pm

I am Man.

Smell my fartole.

If I were any smarter, my asshole would explode.

by **Last Real Burner** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:52 pm

DVD Burner wrote:My ears are burning

That's not your ears burning, that's your hair on fire! :lol:

mr.

by **Last Real Burner** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:55 pm

"If I were any smarter, my asshole would explode."

From the looks of things it already has.........

mr.

by **madmatt** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:15 am

Bob wrote:You... actually have ears?

RIMSHOT! (you know, ba-DAM-pa...chhhh)

by **Burnmudgeon** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:39 pm

What? How do I use this payanet? Please don't be mean to me, this is my first letter to you all. Why did I have to start here? Yes, I am over or exactly 13.

by **Last Real Burner** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:41 pm

SOCK FART!

Everybody Raise your keyboards and take aim.........Ready!

by **Burnmudgeon** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:04 pm

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