Oh, and to those parents who aren't sure if they want to bring their kids to the burn, if your on the fence about it. Then don't do it.
Only when your 100% on it should you bring them. Only when you understand 100% what your getting into, if you haven't been there, don't do it.
They will probably have a blast, especially if you stay in Kidsville as we do, but if your out there wigging out about every little thing, it will surely rub off on them.
The dust doesn't faze our little dudeman. Just keep them hydrated, plenty of their fav snacks and don't try to censor what they see because they are not looking at it in the context we are. Be attentive but don't cloister them.
We took him our first year and haven't looked back. He keeps asking when are we going back to the beach

Until then we placate him with Lakes of Fire.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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